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A toy-maker named Ajay Satan working for Hasbro developed new designs for the wolfish evil first-knight robot Cyclonus for Transformers A.I. fantasy-adventure media and realized that Cyclonus symbolized pure evil.
Ajay had a nervous breakdown and decided to quit his job and move to Austria and become a priest. There, he studied divinity and principles of commerce and the aesthetics of toys and the ethics of capitalism. Ajay had become something of a 'social exorcist.'
How do we coordinate consumerism-imagination (e.g., Hasbro) with lifestyle-metaphysics? Is that even possible? Apparently, anti-capitalist terrorists (e.g., ISIS) seem to think it is not. Is that why terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center in 2001?
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"Ajay was a monastic priest living in Austria after quitting his job at Hasbro in America. Ajay was an Algerian-American who had a nervous breakdown after meditating too much on the sinister features of the fictional A.I. soldier-robot Cyclonus. Ajay had developed numerous Cyclonus designs for Hasbro before becoming unnerved about the ethics behind such a war-minded toy. Ajay had a nervous breakdown and decided he didn't want to spend his life developing Cyclonus-designs. Life as a priest in Austria was much more favorable(!)."
"Austria offered Ajay the sort of amenities and spacious natural beauty he needed to just forget about his contributions to Hasbro. In Austria, Ajay spent his time sitting by the water, taking long walks during sunrise, praying in his cottage, reading the Gideon's Bible, and writing notes about the ethics of consumerism, the value of commerce, and the significance of screening toys marketed to youngsters. Austria was the perfect place for such meditation."
"Ajay liked the city of Vienna (Austria) and spent one weekend every month traveling there. He had a nice retirement-pension/package from Hasbro and had some salary-funds for maintaining a small Christian church outside Vienna. That's how he paid for his travels and amenities. The rest of his time was spent in spiritual contemplation. Ajay meditated on the qualities of marketing that lured men towards the temptations of sin-neglectful products such as cosmetics and war-toys."
"While in Vienna one weekend, Ajay met a strange and beautiful woman who was clothed in leather and wearing sunglasses. She pulled Ajay aside and remarked on his austere clothing, and Ajay explained he was a priest. The woman explained that she had tracked Ajay to Vienna and was interested in his work with Cyclonus-designs for Hasbro. Ajay realized the woman was some kind of political spy/agent working on war-toy podiums meant to defend capitalism-rhetoric. Ajay didn't want anything to do with such 'political intrigue,' but the woman insisted his help would be highly valuable."
"Ajay brought the woman to his cottage. She told him her field-name was 'Baroness' and she was an agent of the CIA and assisting Israeli intelligence in countering ISIS terrorists working inside Jerusalem to disrupt trade/commerce. Baroness explained that ISIS was developing a new 'agenda' to counter marketing-trends and consumerism-aesthetics geared towards war-minded imagination. The CIA had plotted Ajay's Cyclonus-designs for Hasbro as a clear signpost that ISIS terrorists might use to mark targets in Jerusalem, in case Cyclonus toys were sold inside the sacred Jewish city. Ajay showed Baroness a collection of Transformers toys he kept in his Austrian cottage for his private/personal spiritual notes/studies, including a Volkswagen automobile that transformed into a defender-robot named Bumblebee."
"Baroness demanded to see all of Ajay's notes, and Ajay was compelled to show them to her. He found her extremely attractive but obviously dangerous to his newfound intentions to live a peaceful 'afterlife' as a priest/exorcist of consumerism-values. Ajay told Baroness he simply wanted to bless mankind towards the right directions for commerce and toy-designs, and Baroness started pitying the poor priest. Baroness kissed Ajay and promised his life would remain a secret. She then explained she'd use his valuable notes for the CIA's ongoing analysis of consumerism/toy aesthetics that terrorists might demonize. Ajay welcomed Baroness and believed he'd done what was necessary to help American security officials deal with anti-capitalism terrorism(!)."
"Baroness then contacted her CIA friends in D.C. and requested that a special 'G.I. Joe' force be stationed in Vienna and Jerusalem to monitor for terrorists trying to track spiritual studies about consumerism such as those of Ajay Satan. The CIA sent a group of G.I. Joes to Vienna and Jerusalem, and this unit was responsible for doing precisely what Baroness recommended. Baroness was pleased with the development of this 'consumerism project,' but she couldn't get Ajay Satan out of her mind --- a truly humble priest in deep spiritual agony. Baroness started wondering about her own life/career as an intelligence-agent/spy."
"Baroness decided to buy Ajay a nifty little toy laptop/computer that kids would love, so Ajay could use this more peace-promoting toy for his spiritual studies about consumerism values. Ajay loved the toy laptop/computer and wondered why Baroness wanted to give him a gift before departing for Jerusalem. Baroness told Ajay she was 'touched' by his sense of spiritual wonder about commercial vanities after developing so many war-minded Cyclonus-designs for Hasbro. She kissed Ajay again, and the two embraced (intimately). Ajay promised her he'd never forget her and that she'd always be welcomed in his Austrian cottage. After Baroness departed, Ajay began playing with the toy laptop/computer Baroness gave him. Ajay started feeling 'human' for the first time in his life."
TRUMP: What do you make of all this 'toy-propaganda,' Carter?
CARTER: Anti-capitalism terrorists seem to despise 'consumerism aesthetics.'
TRUMP: When the World Trade Center was destroyed, we realized terrorists are serious.
CARTER: Capitalism is a serious dominion, Mr. President!
TRUMP: I believe Baroness's forces in Vienna/Jerusalem will create securities.
CARTER: Yes, and the new cyber-security division in American intelligence helps.
TRUMP: Yes, we want to monitor all Internet-activity on the American homeland.
CARTER: I believe Baroness is watching a new American company named Dynavision.
TRUMP: Dynavision?
CARTER: Yes, they make toy model laptops/computers...
TRUMP: I suppose anti-capitalism terrorists target/despise Dynavision.
CARTER: They're not big fans of Apple Computers either, Mr. President.
TRUMP: Welcome to the age of eyes.
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Ajay had a nervous breakdown and decided to quit his job and move to Austria and become a priest. There, he studied divinity and principles of commerce and the aesthetics of toys and the ethics of capitalism. Ajay had become something of a 'social exorcist.'
How do we coordinate consumerism-imagination (e.g., Hasbro) with lifestyle-metaphysics? Is that even possible? Apparently, anti-capitalist terrorists (e.g., ISIS) seem to think it is not. Is that why terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center in 2001?
{Cyclonus}
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"Ajay was a monastic priest living in Austria after quitting his job at Hasbro in America. Ajay was an Algerian-American who had a nervous breakdown after meditating too much on the sinister features of the fictional A.I. soldier-robot Cyclonus. Ajay had developed numerous Cyclonus designs for Hasbro before becoming unnerved about the ethics behind such a war-minded toy. Ajay had a nervous breakdown and decided he didn't want to spend his life developing Cyclonus-designs. Life as a priest in Austria was much more favorable(!)."
"Austria offered Ajay the sort of amenities and spacious natural beauty he needed to just forget about his contributions to Hasbro. In Austria, Ajay spent his time sitting by the water, taking long walks during sunrise, praying in his cottage, reading the Gideon's Bible, and writing notes about the ethics of consumerism, the value of commerce, and the significance of screening toys marketed to youngsters. Austria was the perfect place for such meditation."
"Ajay liked the city of Vienna (Austria) and spent one weekend every month traveling there. He had a nice retirement-pension/package from Hasbro and had some salary-funds for maintaining a small Christian church outside Vienna. That's how he paid for his travels and amenities. The rest of his time was spent in spiritual contemplation. Ajay meditated on the qualities of marketing that lured men towards the temptations of sin-neglectful products such as cosmetics and war-toys."
"While in Vienna one weekend, Ajay met a strange and beautiful woman who was clothed in leather and wearing sunglasses. She pulled Ajay aside and remarked on his austere clothing, and Ajay explained he was a priest. The woman explained that she had tracked Ajay to Vienna and was interested in his work with Cyclonus-designs for Hasbro. Ajay realized the woman was some kind of political spy/agent working on war-toy podiums meant to defend capitalism-rhetoric. Ajay didn't want anything to do with such 'political intrigue,' but the woman insisted his help would be highly valuable."
"Ajay brought the woman to his cottage. She told him her field-name was 'Baroness' and she was an agent of the CIA and assisting Israeli intelligence in countering ISIS terrorists working inside Jerusalem to disrupt trade/commerce. Baroness explained that ISIS was developing a new 'agenda' to counter marketing-trends and consumerism-aesthetics geared towards war-minded imagination. The CIA had plotted Ajay's Cyclonus-designs for Hasbro as a clear signpost that ISIS terrorists might use to mark targets in Jerusalem, in case Cyclonus toys were sold inside the sacred Jewish city. Ajay showed Baroness a collection of Transformers toys he kept in his Austrian cottage for his private/personal spiritual notes/studies, including a Volkswagen automobile that transformed into a defender-robot named Bumblebee."
"Baroness demanded to see all of Ajay's notes, and Ajay was compelled to show them to her. He found her extremely attractive but obviously dangerous to his newfound intentions to live a peaceful 'afterlife' as a priest/exorcist of consumerism-values. Ajay told Baroness he simply wanted to bless mankind towards the right directions for commerce and toy-designs, and Baroness started pitying the poor priest. Baroness kissed Ajay and promised his life would remain a secret. She then explained she'd use his valuable notes for the CIA's ongoing analysis of consumerism/toy aesthetics that terrorists might demonize. Ajay welcomed Baroness and believed he'd done what was necessary to help American security officials deal with anti-capitalism terrorism(!)."
"Baroness then contacted her CIA friends in D.C. and requested that a special 'G.I. Joe' force be stationed in Vienna and Jerusalem to monitor for terrorists trying to track spiritual studies about consumerism such as those of Ajay Satan. The CIA sent a group of G.I. Joes to Vienna and Jerusalem, and this unit was responsible for doing precisely what Baroness recommended. Baroness was pleased with the development of this 'consumerism project,' but she couldn't get Ajay Satan out of her mind --- a truly humble priest in deep spiritual agony. Baroness started wondering about her own life/career as an intelligence-agent/spy."
"Baroness decided to buy Ajay a nifty little toy laptop/computer that kids would love, so Ajay could use this more peace-promoting toy for his spiritual studies about consumerism values. Ajay loved the toy laptop/computer and wondered why Baroness wanted to give him a gift before departing for Jerusalem. Baroness told Ajay she was 'touched' by his sense of spiritual wonder about commercial vanities after developing so many war-minded Cyclonus-designs for Hasbro. She kissed Ajay again, and the two embraced (intimately). Ajay promised her he'd never forget her and that she'd always be welcomed in his Austrian cottage. After Baroness departed, Ajay began playing with the toy laptop/computer Baroness gave him. Ajay started feeling 'human' for the first time in his life."
TRUMP: What do you make of all this 'toy-propaganda,' Carter?
CARTER: Anti-capitalism terrorists seem to despise 'consumerism aesthetics.'
TRUMP: When the World Trade Center was destroyed, we realized terrorists are serious.
CARTER: Capitalism is a serious dominion, Mr. President!
TRUMP: I believe Baroness's forces in Vienna/Jerusalem will create securities.
CARTER: Yes, and the new cyber-security division in American intelligence helps.
TRUMP: Yes, we want to monitor all Internet-activity on the American homeland.
CARTER: I believe Baroness is watching a new American company named Dynavision.
TRUMP: Dynavision?
CARTER: Yes, they make toy model laptops/computers...
TRUMP: I suppose anti-capitalism terrorists target/despise Dynavision.
CARTER: They're not big fans of Apple Computers either, Mr. President.
TRUMP: Welcome to the age of eyes.
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