Enjoy your gum - Damn Yankees!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Sandy73, Jun 25, 2004.

  1. Sandy73

    Sandy73 Guest

    A Southerner was having his breakfast of coffee, grits, biscuits and jam when a Northerner, chewing obnoxiously on gum, sat down next to him.

    The Southerner ignored the Northerner who, nevertheless, started a conversation.

    Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread, do you eat the whole slice?"

    Southerner: "Yep."

    Northerner: (After blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. Up North, we only eat what's inside. We collect the crusts in a container, recycle them, transform them into biscuits and send them to the South."

    The Northerner had a smirk on his face. The Southerner listened in silence.

    The Northerner persisted: "Do you eat jam with biscuits?"

    Southerner: "Yep."

    Northerner: (Cracking and smacking his gum and chuckling) "We don't. Up North, after we eat the fruit for breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, then send it down South."

    Then the Southerner asked: "Y'all have sex up North?"

    Northerner: "Why, of course, we do." And, he poped another big bubble.

    Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the condoms once ya use 'em?

    Northerner: "Why, we throw them away, of course!!"
    Southerner: "We don't. Down South, we put 'em in a jar, melt 'em down into bubble gum,
    and sell 'em to Yankees."

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