A Russian, an Arab, and a gorgeous
blonde English girl are in the same bar.
When the Russian finishes his beer,
he throws his glass in the air pulls out
his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Russia , our glasses are so
cheap we don't need to drink with the
same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks
his beer, throws the empty glass into the air,
pulls out his AK-47, and shoots it to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, We have so
much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The blonde English girl, cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws
the glass into the air, whips out her 12 bore,
and shoots the Russian and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,
And calling for a refill, she says,
'In England we have so many illegal immigrants
that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
blonde English girl are in the same bar.
When the Russian finishes his beer,
he throws his glass in the air pulls out
his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Russia , our glasses are so
cheap we don't need to drink with the
same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks
his beer, throws the empty glass into the air,
pulls out his AK-47, and shoots it to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, We have so
much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The blonde English girl, cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws
the glass into the air, whips out her 12 bore,
and shoots the Russian and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,
And calling for a refill, she says,
'In England we have so many illegal immigrants
that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'