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    A Russian, an Arab, and a gorgeous
    blonde English girl are in the same bar.

    When the Russian finishes his beer,
    he throws his glass in the air pulls out
    his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.

    He says, 'In Russia , our glasses are so
    cheap we don't need to drink with the
    same one twice.'

    The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks
    his beer, throws the empty glass into the air,
    pulls out his AK-47, and shoots it to pieces.

    He says, 'In the Arab World, We have so
    much sand to make glasses that we don't
    need to drink with the same one twice either.'

    The blonde English girl, cool as a cucumber,
    picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws
    the glass into the air, whips out her 12 bore,
    and shoots the Russian and the Arab.

    Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,
    And calling for a refill, she says,

    'In England we have so many illegal immigrants
    that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
     
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    saltshaker Im over what damn hill?

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    You wouldn't credit it, but this same blonde was driving down
    the motorway when her car phone rang. It was her husband,
    urgently warning her, “Honey, I just heard on the news that
    there’s a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!”

    “It’s not just one car!” replied the blonde. “There’s freaking hundreds
    of them!”
     
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