Ed and Norma!~

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    > ED and NORMA
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    > Ed and his wife Norma go to the state fair every year,
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    > And every year Ed would say,
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    > "Norma, I'd like to ride in that helicopter"
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    > Norma always replied,
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    > "I know Ed , but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
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    > And fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"
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    > One year Ed and Norma went to the fair, and Ed said,
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    > "Norma, I'm 75 years old.
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    > If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance"
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    > To this, Norma replied,
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    > "Ed, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks"
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    > The pilot overheard the couple and said,
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    > "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you
    can
    stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a
    penny!
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    > But if you say one word it's fifty dollars."
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    > Ed and Norma agreed and up they went.
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    > The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
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    > He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
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    > But still not a word . . .
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    > When they landed, the pilot turned to Ed and said,
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    > "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you
    didn't. I'm impressed!"
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    > Ed replied,
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    > "Well, to tell you the truth
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    > I almost said something when Norma fell out,
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    > But you know,
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    > Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"
     

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