Ear today. Gone tomorrow

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    This one of those real life situations where I say, "If only..."

    If only they had decided to stitch the ear to his thigh, instead of his stomach, the story could have read thus:

    Paul Gibbs lost his left ear in a camp site fight and, in an effort to save it, doctors trans- planted it onto the upper part of his leg, where it will have to stay for five months.
    Surgeons supposedly broke the news to him by saying, ‘A word in your thigh, Mr Gibbs.’
    It was predicted that his sex life would be restricted over the following five months, but what there is of it will sound great.
    Mr Gibbs is now back at work, wearing the world’s largest pair of earphones.
     
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    LOL!


    My brother got some of his fingers chopped off in a machine accident, they really did cut out a part of his arm, and put 2 of the fingers inside it so the skin would grow around the fingers. He had to be like that for weeks, but he has all his fingers attached!
     

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