Dumbass Alert: Outlaw blows himself up

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    TIRANA (Reuters) - Albania's most wanted man fought off special police and eluded capture for years only to blow himself up while fishing with dynamite, police and newspapers say.

    Dubbed the "Last Cowboy" in northern Albania because of his gunfights with the law, Riza Malaj, 34, failed to accurately gauge the length of the fuse as he tried to blow up trout.

    Doctors at the Bajram Curri hospital said he had lost both hands, badly hurt his eyes and suffered serious wounds all over his body. His family rejected offers to have him flown to a Tirana hospital where he would have been arrested immediately.

    Malaj was taken to a hospital in nearby U.N.-governed Kosovo.

    He was sentenced in absentia to five years in jail on charges of leading an attack on the Bajram Curri police station last year. Since 2000, warrants have been issued for Malaj's arrest on charges of wilful murder, armed robbery, armed assault and battery of the education directress of the town.

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050408/80/ffy8r.html
     
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    :smoke: hmmm, maybe he should have just used fishing pole like most folks. Too late now though...
     
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    Who in gods name fishes with dynamite, especially trout...I don't call that fishing personnally...dum ass
     
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    People use to do it all the time---it was to eat --not for sport.
     
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    Seems to me you could sell the dynamite and go to the store and buy a whole lot more fish than you would get by tossing explosives in the water. Also there's very little danger of frozen fish blowing up in your face.

    But too bad he wasn't holding the dynamite in his teeth when it went off. :boohoo:
     
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    ...and that is called Karma. :D

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