Don't give fat kids ANY Halloween candy.

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    Seriously, you're not doing them any favors.

    Last night I bought a shitload of Snickers bars and walnuts.
    Any kid that shows up at my front door and appears to be normal I'll give 'em a Snickers bar, but if they're fat they're getting a walnut. Let's face it, America is a nation of disgusting fat asses. Childhood obesity is an epidemic and we shouldn't be encouraging fat kids to stuff themselves with candy.
     
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    Are you going to be dressing up as Scrooge for Halloween??:lol:
     
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    Did you eat it all yourself, lardass?
     
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    Have another slab of hormone induced , seared animal, fatty pot roast instead! :lol:
     
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    Ya know, trick or treat is for kids to have fun. They don't stay kids long. I would give them all the same candy and let their parents be the ones to decide what they can and cant have. ;)
     
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    No, I don't like sugary shit. If I have any leftover candy I'll bring it to the office tomorrow. I'm sure all the fat broads I work with will gobble that garbage up.
     
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    Walnuts on Halloween? :lol:

    Dude, you're just asking to have your front yard teepee'd. Either that or a flaming bag of shit by your front door.
     
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    Huh. You seem selfish and tubby to me.
     
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    Walnuts would make good projectiles through a window.:D
     
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    :lol:
     

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