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Ah, the humorous moral dilemmas... got to love them at 6am in the morning!
To set the scene..... its cold and foggy out. The mist swirling in the still dark morning under the street lights.
Driving down the block..... out from a neighbors dumpster, is a hand with a small flashlight.
We drive around the block again to see.... if we did see what we had just seen. Yep, a hand with a light. We stop to investigate.
Its a dumpster diver stuck in our neighbors locking covered dumpster!! Some guy had slid back the lid just far enough to squeeze in.... but it would not move far enough back for him to get out.
We get out....and the guy is just pounding!
"what are you doing in the dumpster?" we ask.
From the depths comes comes a grumbled "I'm stuck"
"Is that your dumpster?" We inquire, knowing full well its not.
"Don't even fucking start with me man! Get me the fuck out of here!!!"
Oh my demands and a insult..... what should we do?? Should we let him out... or let him just him fester in the dumpster for a few more hours? Who knows.. could be anyone in there. Decisions, decisions.
"Tell ya what, we'll get you out. But we are going to call the cops and let THEM let you out."
"Fuck you man!"
Damn, you would think he would be a bit more grateful for the rescue, don't ya think?
To set the scene..... its cold and foggy out. The mist swirling in the still dark morning under the street lights.
Driving down the block..... out from a neighbors dumpster, is a hand with a small flashlight.
We drive around the block again to see.... if we did see what we had just seen. Yep, a hand with a light. We stop to investigate.
Its a dumpster diver stuck in our neighbors locking covered dumpster!! Some guy had slid back the lid just far enough to squeeze in.... but it would not move far enough back for him to get out.
We get out....and the guy is just pounding!
"what are you doing in the dumpster?" we ask.
From the depths comes comes a grumbled "I'm stuck"
"Is that your dumpster?" We inquire, knowing full well its not.
"Don't even fucking start with me man! Get me the fuck out of here!!!"
Oh my demands and a insult..... what should we do?? Should we let him out... or let him just him fester in the dumpster for a few more hours? Who knows.. could be anyone in there. Decisions, decisions.
"Tell ya what, we'll get you out. But we are going to call the cops and let THEM let you out."
"Fuck you man!"
Damn, you would think he would be a bit more grateful for the rescue, don't ya think?
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