Donald Trump says he is a Christian and a very religious individual

Is that why he was in that playboy video? he was trying to convert those pornstars into nuns?
 
"Donald Trump says he is a Christian and a very religious individual"

Trump has said literally some 200 things that aren't so or even mostly so. What's one more fable. Perhaps he's hoping history will count him in Aesop's league or something.


The Monkey and the Dolphin by Aesop
A Sailor, bound on a long voyage, took with him a Monkey to amuse him while on shipboard. As he sailed off the coast of Greece, a violent tempest arose, in which the ship was wrecked, and he, his Monkey and all the crew were obliged to swim for their lives.

A Dolphin saw the Monkey contending with the waves, and supposing him to be a man (whom he is always said to befriend), came and placed himself under him, to convey him on his back in safety to the shore.

When the Dolphin arrived with his burden in sight of land not far from Athens, he demanded of the Monkey if he were an Athenian, who answered that he was, and that he was descended from one of the noblest families in that city. The Dolphin then inquired if he knew the Piræus (the famous harbor of Athens).

The Monkey, supposing that a man was meant, and being obliged to support his previous lie, answered that he knew him very well, and that he was an intimate friend, who would, no doubt, be very glad to see him. The Dolphin, indignant at these falsehoods, dipped the Monkey under the water, and drowned him.


Moral:
"He who once begins to tell falsehoods is obliged to tell others to make them appear true,
and, sooner or later, they will get him into trouble."​
 
"Donald Trump says he is a Christian and a very religious individual"

Trump has said literally some 200 things that aren't so or even mostly so. What's one more fable. Perhaps he's hoping history will count him in Aesop's league or something.


The Monkey and the Dolphin by Aesop
A Sailor, bound on a long voyage, took with him a Monkey to amuse him while on shipboard. As he sailed off the coast of Greece, a violent tempest arose, in which the ship was wrecked, and he, his Monkey and all the crew were obliged to swim for their lives.

A Dolphin saw the Monkey contending with the waves, and supposing him to be a man (whom he is always said to befriend), came and placed himself under him, to convey him on his back in safety to the shore.

When the Dolphin arrived with his burden in sight of land not far from Athens, he demanded of the Monkey if he were an Athenian, who answered that he was, and that he was descended from one of the noblest families in that city. The Dolphin then inquired if he knew the Piræus (the famous harbor of Athens).

The Monkey, supposing that a man was meant, and being obliged to support his previous lie, answered that he knew him very well, and that he was an intimate friend, who would, no doubt, be very glad to see him. The Dolphin, indignant at these falsehoods, dipped the Monkey under the water, and drowned him.


Moral:
"He who once begins to tell falsehoods is obliged to tell others to make them appear true,
and, sooner or later, they will get him into trouble."​

Perhaps Trump met Jesus recently like I did many decades ago.
 
"Donald Trump says he is a Christian and a very religious individual"

Trump has said literally some 200 things that aren't so or even mostly so. What's one more fable. Perhaps he's hoping history will count him in Aesop's league or something.


The Monkey and the Dolphin by Aesop
A Sailor, bound on a long voyage, took with him a Monkey to amuse him while on shipboard. As he sailed off the coast of Greece, a violent tempest arose, in which the ship was wrecked, and he, his Monkey and all the crew were obliged to swim for their lives.

A Dolphin saw the Monkey contending with the waves, and supposing him to be a man (whom he is always said to befriend), came and placed himself under him, to convey him on his back in safety to the shore.

When the Dolphin arrived with his burden in sight of land not far from Athens, he demanded of the Monkey if he were an Athenian, who answered that he was, and that he was descended from one of the noblest families in that city. The Dolphin then inquired if he knew the Piræus (the famous harbor of Athens).

The Monkey, supposing that a man was meant, and being obliged to support his previous lie, answered that he knew him very well, and that he was an intimate friend, who would, no doubt, be very glad to see him. The Dolphin, indignant at these falsehoods, dipped the Monkey under the water, and drowned him.


Moral:
"He who once begins to tell falsehoods is obliged to tell others to make them appear true,
and, sooner or later, they will get him into trouble."​

Perhaps Trump met Jesus recently like I did many decades ago.

Perhaps he did. Just as you note that you have not, one would think he too would not demure about his having done so. Truly, I don't know one person who has that sort of experience, who was "saved," and who yet isn't very vocal about it.
 
Donald Trump says he is a Christian and a very religious individual - read more

"I think people are shocked when they find out that I am Christian, that I am a religious person," Trump writes in "Great Again," a book published during the presidential campaign. "They see me with all the surroundings of wealth, so they sometimes don't associate that with being religious. That's not accurate."

Ah, trying to pretend to be something he's not in order to get people to vote for him. When Hillary does it, you show this as evidence she shouldn't be President.
 
"Donald Trump says he is a Christian and a very religious individual"

Trump has said literally some 200 things that aren't so or even mostly so. What's one more fable. Perhaps he's hoping history will count him in Aesop's league or something.


The Monkey and the Dolphin by Aesop
A Sailor, bound on a long voyage, took with him a Monkey to amuse him while on shipboard. As he sailed off the coast of Greece, a violent tempest arose, in which the ship was wrecked, and he, his Monkey and all the crew were obliged to swim for their lives.

A Dolphin saw the Monkey contending with the waves, and supposing him to be a man (whom he is always said to befriend), came and placed himself under him, to convey him on his back in safety to the shore.

When the Dolphin arrived with his burden in sight of land not far from Athens, he demanded of the Monkey if he were an Athenian, who answered that he was, and that he was descended from one of the noblest families in that city. The Dolphin then inquired if he knew the Piræus (the famous harbor of Athens).

The Monkey, supposing that a man was meant, and being obliged to support his previous lie, answered that he knew him very well, and that he was an intimate friend, who would, no doubt, be very glad to see him. The Dolphin, indignant at these falsehoods, dipped the Monkey under the water, and drowned him.


Moral:
"He who once begins to tell falsehoods is obliged to tell others to make them appear true,
and, sooner or later, they will get him into trouble."​

Perhaps Trump met Jesus recently like I did many decades ago.

Was he working in a garden? No papers? Did Trump threaten to send him back to Mexico and call him a rapist?
 
Donald Trump says he is a Christian and a very religious individual - read more

"I think people are shocked when they find out that I am Christian, that I am a religious person," Trump writes in "Great Again," a book published during the presidential campaign. "They see me with all the surroundings of wealth, so they sometimes don't associate that with being religious. That's not accurate."

Most if not all gunfighter's turn to Jesus on their death bed.
real talk
 
Donald Trump says he is a Christian and a very religious individual - read more

"I think people are shocked when they find out that I am Christian, that I am a religious person," Trump writes in "Great Again," a book published during the presidential campaign. "They see me with all the surroundings of wealth, so they sometimes don't associate that with being religious. That's not accurate."
Kind of like Catholic priests accused of kinky things.
haha thats true! very similar
 
Trump "became" a Christian to get votes. After he loses, he'll be right back to being the only god in his own universe.
 
"Donald Trump says he is a Christian and a very religious individual"

Trump has said literally some 200 things that aren't so or even mostly so. What's one more fable. Perhaps he's hoping history will count him in Aesop's league or something.


The Monkey and the Dolphin by Aesop
A Sailor, bound on a long voyage, took with him a Monkey to amuse him while on shipboard. As he sailed off the coast of Greece, a violent tempest arose, in which the ship was wrecked, and he, his Monkey and all the crew were obliged to swim for their lives.

A Dolphin saw the Monkey contending with the waves, and supposing him to be a man (whom he is always said to befriend), came and placed himself under him, to convey him on his back in safety to the shore.

When the Dolphin arrived with his burden in sight of land not far from Athens, he demanded of the Monkey if he were an Athenian, who answered that he was, and that he was descended from one of the noblest families in that city. The Dolphin then inquired if he knew the Piræus (the famous harbor of Athens).

The Monkey, supposing that a man was meant, and being obliged to support his previous lie, answered that he knew him very well, and that he was an intimate friend, who would, no doubt, be very glad to see him. The Dolphin, indignant at these falsehoods, dipped the Monkey under the water, and drowned him.


Moral:
"He who once begins to tell falsehoods is obliged to tell others to make them appear true,
and, sooner or later, they will get him into trouble."​

Perhaps Trump met Jesus recently like I did many decades ago.

Perhaps he did. Just as you note that you have not, one would think he too would not demure about his having done so. Truly, I don't know one person who has that sort of experience, who was "saved," and who yet isn't very vocal about it.

I do.

Anti christian dingbats always get all freaked out when Christians don't behave the way they think they should.
 
"Donald Trump says he is a Christian and a very religious individual"

Trump has said literally some 200 things that aren't so or even mostly so. What's one more fable. Perhaps he's hoping history will count him in Aesop's league or something.


The Monkey and the Dolphin by Aesop
A Sailor, bound on a long voyage, took with him a Monkey to amuse him while on shipboard. As he sailed off the coast of Greece, a violent tempest arose, in which the ship was wrecked, and he, his Monkey and all the crew were obliged to swim for their lives.

A Dolphin saw the Monkey contending with the waves, and supposing him to be a man (whom he is always said to befriend), came and placed himself under him, to convey him on his back in safety to the shore.

When the Dolphin arrived with his burden in sight of land not far from Athens, he demanded of the Monkey if he were an Athenian, who answered that he was, and that he was descended from one of the noblest families in that city. The Dolphin then inquired if he knew the Piræus (the famous harbor of Athens).

The Monkey, supposing that a man was meant, and being obliged to support his previous lie, answered that he knew him very well, and that he was an intimate friend, who would, no doubt, be very glad to see him. The Dolphin, indignant at these falsehoods, dipped the Monkey under the water, and drowned him.


Moral:
"He who once begins to tell falsehoods is obliged to tell others to make them appear true,
and, sooner or later, they will get him into trouble."​

Perhaps Trump met Jesus recently like I did many decades ago.

Perhaps he did. Just as you note that you have not, one would think he too would not demure about his having done so. Truly, I don't know one person who has that sort of experience, who was "saved," and who yet isn't very vocal about it.

I do.

Anti christian dingbats always get all freaked out when Christians don't behave the way they think they should.

You mean the way the Christian bible SAYS they should behave? (Be meak and humble, pray privately, etc.)
 
"Donald Trump says he is a Christian and a very religious individual"

Trump has said literally some 200 things that aren't so or even mostly so. What's one more fable. Perhaps he's hoping history will count him in Aesop's league or something.


The Monkey and the Dolphin by Aesop
A Sailor, bound on a long voyage, took with him a Monkey to amuse him while on shipboard. As he sailed off the coast of Greece, a violent tempest arose, in which the ship was wrecked, and he, his Monkey and all the crew were obliged to swim for their lives.

A Dolphin saw the Monkey contending with the waves, and supposing him to be a man (whom he is always said to befriend), came and placed himself under him, to convey him on his back in safety to the shore.

When the Dolphin arrived with his burden in sight of land not far from Athens, he demanded of the Monkey if he were an Athenian, who answered that he was, and that he was descended from one of the noblest families in that city. The Dolphin then inquired if he knew the Piræus (the famous harbor of Athens).

The Monkey, supposing that a man was meant, and being obliged to support his previous lie, answered that he knew him very well, and that he was an intimate friend, who would, no doubt, be very glad to see him. The Dolphin, indignant at these falsehoods, dipped the Monkey under the water, and drowned him.


Moral:
"He who once begins to tell falsehoods is obliged to tell others to make them appear true,
and, sooner or later, they will get him into trouble."​

Perhaps Trump met Jesus recently like I did many decades ago.

Perhaps he did. Just as you note that you have not, one would think he too would not demure about his having done so. Truly, I don't know one person who has that sort of experience, who was "saved," and who yet isn't very vocal about it.

I do.

Anti christian dingbats always get all freaked out when Christians don't behave the way they think they should.

I'll take your word for that. I have no idea what "Anti christian dingbats" do.
 

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