Dog sniffs out cancer in stool:

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by random3434, Feb 1, 2011.

  1. random3434
    Offline

    random3434 Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2008
    Messages:
    25,903
    Thanks Received:
    7,188
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Ratings:
    +7,194
  2. Paulie
    Offline

    Paulie Platinum Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2007
    Messages:
    31,550
    Thanks Received:
    4,854
    Trophy Points:
    1,130
    Ratings:
    +15,397
    That's enough with the poop threads EZ.
     
  3. Luissa
    Offline

    Luissa Annoying Customer Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2008
    Messages:
    43,190
    Thanks Received:
    5,593
    Trophy Points:
    1,785
    Location:
    TARDIS
    Ratings:
    +5,664
    You love it, poop king.
     
  4. PoliticalChic
    Online

    PoliticalChic Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2008
    Messages:
    55,794
    Thanks Received:
    15,651
    Trophy Points:
    2,190
    Location:
    Brooklyn, NY
    Ratings:
    +24,956
    Animals, it seems, are very helpful in a veterinarian's practice:

    A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.

    The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
    The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows.

    The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too." The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.

    The vet brings in a black labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks.

    The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."
    The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes.
    The vet answers, "$650."

    "$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man.

    "Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."
     
  5. syrenn
    Offline

    syrenn BANNED

    Joined:
    May 10, 2010
    Messages:
    47,839
    Thanks Received:
    10,387
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Ratings:
    +10,404
    No Shit!

    Not to dump on the idea, but it sounds like a shitty job if you ask me.

     
  6. Trajan
    Offline

    Trajan conscientia mille testes

    Joined:
    Jun 17, 2010
    Messages:
    29,048
    Thanks Received:
    4,751
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    The Bay Area Soviet
    Ratings:
    +4,756
  7. Paulie
    Offline

    Paulie Platinum Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2007
    Messages:
    31,550
    Thanks Received:
    4,854
    Trophy Points:
    1,130
    Ratings:
    +15,397
    Bullshit.
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1

Share This Page