Divorce down substantially during Trump's first year as President

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    Divorce was down substantially during Trump's first year in office. Early studies determined Donald Trump is the biggest cause for the decline in divorce. Millions of women who were considering divorce realized their husband's were not that bad in comparison with the POTUS, Donald Trump. Not many men have had the number affairs and marriages as the Donald. He has affairs while his wife is home with young children. He likes to have affairs with women in the porn industry along with many other professions. He openy brags that he can grab women by they pussy because he is famous. He apparently grabs women's pussy while married and while not married.
     
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    Divorce is down because NOW couples have something
    INTERESTING to discuss-----to wit, donald
     
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    If true, God Bless Mr. Trump. I lift a glass to him assisting people in keeping their vows to God and each other. :dance::mm:


    The reason they didn't divorce is they want to celebrate in 2020 together after another victory for America. USA! USA!
     
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    Could divorce be down because less people are getting married?
     
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    Good one, dude.
     
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    I feel God is not pleased with Donald Trump.
    Donald Tump breaks the majortity of the basic tenets of the Christian religion; in fact most religions.
     
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    so did David----and "god" liked him LOTS
     
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    Except when he killed his baby to teach him a lesson.

    Remember, Yahweh is the good guy in the Bible. Keep telling yourself that.
     
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    babies died lots back then-----the story gives the death
    a moral value. "god" still liked David----but he had a
    miserable time as a father. The story as a whole is sublime
    literature-------jerk
     
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    "Sublime", that's what you call it?

    So let's review. The story is from Second Samuel, Chapter 11.

    David see Bathsheeba, wife of Urriah the Hittite (a soldier in his army) bathing on her roof, and has her brought to his palace to bang her. She she gets knocked up, he sends Urriah to the front to get killed, and marries her.

    God was SOOOOOO angry with David that he killed the baby.

    The Baby didn't do anything wrong.

    Let me repeat that for the slow.

    The Baby didn't do anything wrong.

    So what kind of "Good" God kills children for the sins of their parents?

    On another point, Couldn't an omnipotent God have found better choices for Kings? As awful as David was, Saul was worse and Solomon and everyone who followed him was just a steady decline. You seriously couldn't find a smart guy who would not mess it up?
     

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