Dilemma...what would YOU do?

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    Last Tuesday, I sprained my R index finger driving.

    It has been hurting ever since and it seems to be getting worse.

    I am finding it difficult to examine the prostate during a rectal exam.

    What would you do?
     
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    You use a finger for a prostate/rectal exam?! Whoa... I need to talk to my doctor...
     
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    Sue the car company, of course!
     
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    It's not our problem you're right handed.
     
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    I would go on disabilty and, suck on the govt teat while I studied for the dermatology exam. No fingering required.
     
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    Smooth move exlax.
     
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    I recommend sticking it into something warm and moist twice a day for at least 20 minutes each time. It's up to you to find something "warm and moist".
     
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    You could always get someone else to examine your prostate for you.
     
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