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    What female mosquitoes have in common with women, there always out for blood.

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    As long as we're playing the womanhaters' game?

    Q:What the difference between a vulture and a woman?

    A: A vulture waits until you're dead before it eats your heart out.

    And one for the girls...

    Q: Why are men like parking spaces?

    A: Because they're all either taken or handicapped.
     
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    And continuing in that vein . . .

    Difference between pigs and men? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
     
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    OK. OK . . .

    The difference between Branson, MO and Jurassic Park?

    One is a theme park for dinosauers. The other is a movie.

    (Think about it.)
     

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