Did Mary and Joseph Use Jesus as an Anchor Baby?

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    Since many try to equate the Mexicans sneaking into the United States as something Jesus, Mary, and Joseph did years ago so it must be OK, ask yourself this:

    Was Joseph part of a street gang that was bringing in "frankencense" from the "holy land"?

    Did Mary swallow balloons filled with heroin before going through Egyptian check points?

    Did Mary or Joseph have tatoos of Sante Muerte or Jesus Malverde?

    Did Joseph carry a Glock?
     
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    This has got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. And I've been on this board a while.
     
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    Well, the thread he is trying to reference is almost as bad.
     
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