Dem. Convention, Sch. of Events for Thur.

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    Schedule of Events

    7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING

    7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.

    7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

    7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton

    7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah

    7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

    8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore

    8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell

    8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

    8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry

    9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FO R SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

    10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin

    11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

    11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand

    11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn

    11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton & nbsp;

    11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

    11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS -Howard Dean

    12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by
    Michael Moore

    12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

    12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi

    'A leader that God has blessed us with at this time'

    1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

    1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

    1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST &nbs p;

    1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary home.
     

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