Dead People Found Next To My Favorite Breakfast Place

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    About once a week I eat out for breakfast at what I thought was a clean and safe diner. I have recently found out that a few dead bodies have been found in the alley in back of the place.

    This has been going on for a few months. I have been told the police suspect a cereal killer is frequenting the area.
     
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    Bush's fault?
     
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    You may be wondering as I am, why the rumor is that a cereal killer is frequenting the area.

    Well the rumors are based on the leaks out of the coroner's office. One thing all the victims have in common besides being found in the same alley is that they all had cheerios pounded up their asses. Aint that wierd?
     
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    Saw it the first time, figured you would accuse me of being the spelling police if I corrected you. Not funny anyway, sophomoric attempt at humor, you must be an Obammy supporter.
     
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    Not much of a joke if you have to explain it.
     
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    Count Chocula would be my first suspect.
     
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    If the victim was gay, we may have to interview Captain Crunch.
     
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    They were all suicides.

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    Well. Ya gotta figure that might happen.
    If you're going to kill cereal, a breakfast joint is the best place to stalk ! :rolleyes:
     
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    They were killed with cereal?!

    Must have bludgeoned them with Captain Crunch.
     
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