Daylight savings time can kiss my drunk ass.

Remodeling Maidiac

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Having a good time. Listening to high school jams, shooting the shit with friends, trolling on USMB and then suddenly it's 3 AM?

Wtf? Was it too hard to add two seconds to the clock? Now I have to tell my friends it's late, tell my dog to go piss before bed. 2 o'clock was cool...

Stupid Myans
 
Having a good time. Listening to high school jams, shooting the shit with friends, trolling on USMB and then suddenly it's 3 AM?

Wtf? Was it too hard to add two seconds to the clock? Now I have to tell my friends it's late, tell my dog to go piss before bed. 2 o'clock was cool...

Stupid Myans

It's okay .. you stay up and watch the sunrise...:beer:

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but ... you don't get any of this ... :boobies:
 
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My dog is even in distress
 
Having a good time. Listening to high school jams, shooting the shit with friends, trolling on USMB and then suddenly it's 3 AM?

Wtf? Was it too hard to add two seconds to the clock? Now I have to tell my friends it's late, tell my dog to go piss before bed. 2 o'clock was cool...

Stupid Myans

Is it daylight savings time in the US already?
 
Having a good time. Listening to high school jams, shooting the shit with friends, trolling on USMB and then suddenly it's 3 AM?

Wtf? Was it too hard to add two seconds to the clock? Now I have to tell my friends it's late, tell my dog to go piss before bed. 2 o'clock was cool...

Stupid Myans

Is it daylight savings time in the US already?

pssst .. You can trust Grampa, just don't sit on his lap...
 
Having a good time. Listening to high school jams, shooting the shit with friends, trolling on USMB and then suddenly it's 3 AM?

Wtf? Was it too hard to add two seconds to the clock? Now I have to tell my friends it's late, tell my dog to go piss before bed. 2 o'clock was cool...

Stupid Myans

Grampa's dilemma:

He is on a horse going at full speed. Behind him is a Bengal tiger going at full speed, but not gaining on him.

In front of him is another horse at full gallop.

To his left is a huge drop off.

To his right there is a huge elephant keeping pace with him as he rides the horse.

What should Grampa do?

Grampa, my advice to you is this:
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Get your drunk ass off the merry go round!
 

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