Danish couple attacked over ham pizza

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    Danish couple attacked over ham pizza

    "Suddenly a young man of other ethnic origin rushed towards the young woman and hit her in the head, so that she has subsequently lost the hearing on one ear. Right now we do not know whether it is a permanent hearing damage! He then takes a stranglehold on her and shouting that she sure as hell should not eat pork on her pizza,"

    They were angry because those evil Danes are so oppressive.

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    I think it is already there.
     
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    The following U.S. states are "shall issue" states:

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    These are the jurisdictions where residents are legally allowed to defend themselves.

    All other states and nations (besides Switzerland or Israel) are communist and their residents are slaves.
     
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    No Goat Cheese either. They are highly offended when their girlfriend's milk is consumed by Infidels.
     
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    Support Denmark----buy Danish cookies---Danish bacon, Danish butter, Danish
    Ham (DAK) Boycott the filth of islam-----Indonesian and Pakistani and textiles and
    Pakistani stainless steel and Egyptian cotton and all that "halal" shit
     
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    Lock and load.
     
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    Me too.
     
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    OH
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    Geeee

    Not the PIZZA!!!

    Calm down, put your head between your knees and take a few long, slow breaths.

    Seriously dudette. Nasty stuff but it proves nothing.
     
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    You dummies will likely shoot yourselves in the footsss.

    But, Mighty Mouse would be very impressed. Maybe you can earn your patch?

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    What communist state or country do you live in Luddly Neddite ??
     
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    This is Osmium, the densest material known...I place this picture here because I dont have one of your head.
     
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