Dance

[xotoxi]

 

[Bootneck]

You been smoking something?

 

[Phoenix]

The dancing bananas make my eyes cross ...

 

[alan1]

The dancing bananas make my eyes cross ...

Don't get angry eyes.

 

[Phoenix]

The dancing bananas make my eyes cross ...

Don't get angry eyes.

Nah - they just cross and then I get that 100-yard stare ...

 

[alan1]

The dancing bananas make my eyes cross ...

Don't get angry eyes.

Nah - they just cross and then I get that 100-yard stare ...

If I had 100 yards
I'd build 100 houses on them
I'd get the 100 yard stare
Because I was a millionaire

 

[Phoenix]

If I had 100 yards
I'd build 100 houses on them
I'd get the 100 yard stare
Because I was a millionaire

whoa - quite the poet there, MM.

My uncle taught us this one:

A birdy with a yellow bill
Hopped upon my window sil.
I lured him in with a piece of bread
And stomped upon his little head.


My uncle is a lot of fun.

 

[alan1]

If I had 100 yards
I'd build 100 houses on them
I'd get the 100 yard stare
Because I was a millionaire

whoa - quite the poet there, MM.

My uncle taught us this one:

A birdy with a yellow bill
Hopped upon my window sil.
I lured him in with a piece of bread
And stomped upon his little head.


My uncle is a lot of fun.

That's an old army marching cadence.

 

[Phoenix]

That's an old army marching cadence.

My uncle just bastardized a real poem.

A BIRDIE with a yellow bill
Hopped upon the window sill,
Cocked his shining eye and said:
“Ain’t you ’shamed, you sleepy-head!”
Robert Louis Stevenson

Creativity runs in the family.

 

[Bootneck]

That's an old army marching cadence.

My uncle just bastardized a real poem.

A BIRDIE with a yellow bill
Hopped upon the window sill,
Cocked his shining eye and said:
“Ain’t you ’shamed, you sleepy-head!”
Robert Louis Stevenson

Creativity runs in the family.

It's not just poems that get bastardised. Psalms do too

Psalm 23 - amended
GORDON BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK.

HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.

HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY.

HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE,

I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME.

BROWN HAS ANNOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,

MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,

SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM.

FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS

OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.

I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH,

I AM GLAD I AM FREE.

BUT I WISH I WERE A DOG

AND BROWN WAS A TREE.