Cunning Linguistic Origins.

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    Whether you believe in six literal days of creation or millions of years of evolution, the fact is that we're here. Somewhere along the way of either path, the first complete sentence was uttered...

    I believe it was:

    "No." :eusa_hand:

    I also believe it was followed up quickly by the second complete sentence...

    "Please?!?" :eusa_pray:

    Whether you think these lines should be attributed to Adam and Eve, Adam and Steve, or just a couple of porch monkeys hanging in a tree, I believe them to be the first conversation...

    I just LOVE betting on things that can't be proven, like our origins, so... I'll bet ANYONE a dollar that I'm right. :cool:
     
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    Not ONE taker?

    Come on! It's only a dollar! :eusa_whistle:
     
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    I'd heard you were cheap. :eusa_whistle:
     
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    "No." :eusa_hand:
     
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    I'm not 'cheap'...

    I'm 'a good value in tough economic times'. :D

     
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    I'll take that bet............send me my dollar............

    "No" is a response to a question. Following it up with "please" only reinforces that.

    The first conversation wasn't "no" and "please", it was

    "Wanna fuck?"

    "No."

    "Please?"

    And thus, begging for sex by married man was born.
     
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    Pllleeeeeezzzzeee?!? :eusa_angel:
     
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    Men don't express themselves verbally all these generations later... What makes you think the first sentence came from a male?!?

    Unless you can prove that 'Wanna fuck?' was verbal and not expressed in body language, there's no winner here! :lol:
     
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    Well, considering that holding a penis can be mimed to mean many things, well.......kinda stands to reason that verbal communication would also be used.

    Why? Sex is a complicated thing.
     
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    LOL!!

    But if it was begging for sex by married man then the first words uttered would be :

    "Wanna fuck?"

    "Not until I see the ring."


    Unless you were referring to married men begging for extramarital sex then they would be:

    "My wife doesn't understand me. Wanna fuck?"

    no response just eye rolling
     

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