Coulter At CPAC

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    1. "Columnist-cum-Presidential roaster Ann Coulter took to the CPAC stage Friday, where she spoke at length about President Barack Obama.

    2. She compared the media’s positive take on unemployment numbers under President Obama to having someone expect you to praise a doctor who treated you for a fever of 102, brought your fever up to 104, and then — over three years — brought it down to 103.

    3. (That’s a sneak peek at the future of health care under Obama, she joked, adding that she was only kidding. Under Obama’s plan, you’d have to wait three years to even see a doctor.)

    4. Coulter conceded that Obama would be hard to beat because 1) he’s an incumbent, 2) Americans keeping telling polls they wouldn’t mind sharing one milkshake, two straws with him, 3) he’s our first black president, and 4) the NFM (Non-Fox Media) is “gaga about him.”

    5. “He’d probably make a lovely next-door neighbor,” she added. “As long as you’re not Chinese. Then he’d be constantly borrowing stuff.”

    6. But hey, she said, politically correct Americans love the idea of having elected our first black President, “even if we did get Flavor Flav instead of Thomas Sowell.” After a few scattered laughs and cries “whoa” from the audience, Coulter then asked when it would be ok to “admit we elected a man based on the color of his skin… I’m talking, of course, about John Boehner.”

    7. “No amount of that Jakarta charm,” she said, referring to the years Obama spent living in Indonesia as a child, “is going to get people their jobs back.”

    8. The way the Right can beat Obama, she continued (despite her earlier “Jakarta” comment, I guess), is not to attack Obama as a person by calling him an “Kenyan colonialist” and the like, but to go after his policies, as Reagan did with Carter.

    9. ...the Left will try to take down the GOP field they only way it knows how — by calling the candidates stupid or crazy. But that won’t work with Romney. The most you can say about Romney is that he’s square. But, she added, “I think we’ve had enough of hip. Hip has nearly wrecked the country. Let’s try square for a while.”

    10. When asked by an audience member about criticism hurled at female conservatives, Coulter said that — as her bodyguard can attest — “all pretty girls are right-wingers.”
    Watch Ann Coulter Serve Up Jokes And ‘Red Meat’ During Her CPAC Speech | Mediaite

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRKVJo3GTgk]Ann Coulter Addresses CPAC Part 1 - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    I'm watching the recording and just caught her craziness a few minutes ago.. The reason people call her that is because she is.
     
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    Most of those are pretty funny. I wonder if she wrote them.
     
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    Read a few of her best-sellers, and you'll know.
     
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    Kettle, meet pot.
     
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    And yet, I'll bet you laugh at Steven Colbert, right?

    Same thing. You just don't see the funny side because you can't deal with sarcastic humor against your own side... that's kind of hypocritical, G.
     
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    Yeah.....Coulter is funny like Colbert. Go on thinking that.
     
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    Coultervakia was awesome.
     
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    The difference is Republicans have a sense of humour.

    Whereas, the Left is basically bereft of that human emotion.
     
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    Not true. Lefty comedians are the funny ones. Jon Stewart, Chris Rock, George Carlin, Bill Maher, late night comedians are Lefties. They are really funny, they know their craft.

    The Right has Dennis Miller and ..
     

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