JimBowie1958
Old Fogey
- Sep 25, 2011
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1) If you think Obama can still save the world, you might be a liberal.
If you think the world doesnt need saving, you might be a conservative.
2) If you think that it was Hillarys turn to be President, you ight be a liberal.
If you think Hillary would look good in an orange jump suit, you might be a conservative.
3) If you think that illegals are needed so we have someone to clean our toilets, you might be a liberal.
If you are in favor of enforcing immigration laws but will still hire likely illegal day labor down at Lowes, you might be a conservative.
4) If you hate Donald Trump for beating leftist Dems in the 2016 election, you might be a liberal.
If you hate Trump for beating rightwing Republicans you might be a conservative.
5) If you think that American pro-lifers are more of a threat to our government than Jihadist terrorism, you might be a liberal.
If you think that we are weak against a jihadi threat because we have lost our faith in our purpose and exceptionalism, you might be a conservative.
6) If you cant see the suffering of Americans due to needless crime committed by illegal aliens, but cant imagine the inhumanity of sending people who break our laws back home, you might be a liberal.
If you dont mind illegal aliens doing work for you at black market prices, but dont just dont want them to vote, you might be a conservative.
7) If your version of Christian Faith leads you to commit self-destructive behavior and accept guilt for things you never did, as a sign of sincerity, you might be a liberal.
If your faith is an opportunity to sell life insurance or pick up quick dates, you might be a conservative, lol.
8) If you rant and rave about school shootings of innocent children and then ignore the slaughter of abortion, you might be a liberal.
If you oppose abortion but also oppose any welfare assistance to orphan/bastard children, you might be a conservative.
9) If you think fighting back against terrorists who are trying to kill us might make them mad at us, you might be a liberal.
If you dream of getting a one bullet two kill shot on a suicide bomber, you might be a conservative.
10) If I have pissed you off with these above attempted jokes, you might be a liberal or a conservative with something in common for once!
If you think the world doesnt need saving, you might be a conservative.
2) If you think that it was Hillarys turn to be President, you ight be a liberal.
If you think Hillary would look good in an orange jump suit, you might be a conservative.
3) If you think that illegals are needed so we have someone to clean our toilets, you might be a liberal.
If you are in favor of enforcing immigration laws but will still hire likely illegal day labor down at Lowes, you might be a conservative.
4) If you hate Donald Trump for beating leftist Dems in the 2016 election, you might be a liberal.
If you hate Trump for beating rightwing Republicans you might be a conservative.
5) If you think that American pro-lifers are more of a threat to our government than Jihadist terrorism, you might be a liberal.
If you think that we are weak against a jihadi threat because we have lost our faith in our purpose and exceptionalism, you might be a conservative.
6) If you cant see the suffering of Americans due to needless crime committed by illegal aliens, but cant imagine the inhumanity of sending people who break our laws back home, you might be a liberal.
If you dont mind illegal aliens doing work for you at black market prices, but dont just dont want them to vote, you might be a conservative.
7) If your version of Christian Faith leads you to commit self-destructive behavior and accept guilt for things you never did, as a sign of sincerity, you might be a liberal.
If your faith is an opportunity to sell life insurance or pick up quick dates, you might be a conservative, lol.
8) If you rant and rave about school shootings of innocent children and then ignore the slaughter of abortion, you might be a liberal.
If you oppose abortion but also oppose any welfare assistance to orphan/bastard children, you might be a conservative.
9) If you think fighting back against terrorists who are trying to kill us might make them mad at us, you might be a liberal.
If you dream of getting a one bullet two kill shot on a suicide bomber, you might be a conservative.
10) If I have pissed you off with these above attempted jokes, you might be a liberal or a conservative with something in common for once!
