Conspiracy to have every one on Earth Bar coded scanned and in a Global Database.

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    I hear within the next few years.There are plans to have everyone on Earth, Bar coded, and scanned into a Global database.As all items in the Supermarket are
    Bar coded and in a central Data base.

    Has anyone else heard about this plan.?.
     
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    No but I was a bit curious when Jillian started drawing all those parallel lines on me !
     
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    Not to worry, it's an efficiency move.

    Bar coding us in advance will make grading us for Soylent Green far easier.
     
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    And there will be all the usual flavors: vanilla, barbecue, teriyaki, licorice, tutti-fruiti and the ever-popular watermelon. :D
     
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    They won't be bar coding me or any of my kids, guaranteed.
     
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    Yeah, in the Bible.
     
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    This is Scientology, isn't it?
     
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    I just hate it when they scan me and they have to call "The Man" for a price check.
     
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    oh yeah,people better wake up and realise 1984 is here right now.
     
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    It's all part of the Z.O.G. plan to enslave all gentiles.
     

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