Conservative vs liberal ..

[Lovebears65]

Got this from face book


If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Liberal doesn't like guns, they believe no one should have one.

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a Conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A Liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a Conservative is a minority , he sees himself as independently successful. Their Liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A Liberal wants all churches to be silenced.

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A Liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.

If a Conservative disagrees with a Liberal president, he is called a racist. When a Liberal disagrees with a Conservative president, it's patriotic dissent.

 

[Lovebears65]

And I sure as HELL do not need anyone to choose for me.

me either

 

[Pheonixops]

Got this from face book


If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Liberal doesn't like guns, they believe no one should have one.

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a Conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A Liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a Conservative is a minority , he sees himself as independently successful. Their Liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A Liberal wants all churches to be silenced.

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A Liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.

If a Conservative disagrees with a Liberal president, he is called a racist. When a Liberal disagrees with a Conservative president, it's patriotic dissent.

It's sounds like a bunch of inaccurate generalizations that only a DUMB FUCK can make. Thanks for the look into the mindset of some dumb ass conservatives. Thanks fo the laugh!
Here's my accurate rebuttal.

If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Liberal doesn't like guns, they believe no one should have one.
As a Liberal who believes in the INDIVIDUAL and who is a STRONG believer in Civil Liberties and the Bill of Rights, I think it's a good thing to own a firearm. If people don't want to own a firearm, that's their individual choice.




If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.
As a Liberal, I don't give a shit what anyone eats. That's their INDIVIDUAL CHOICE.


If a Conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A Liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
That's wrong, the 'conservative' and the conservative talking heads for the past decade, were and are all for nation building and undeclared wars. Liberals want to use our military in a judicial and Constitutional manner. We also tend to want to employ the Foreign Policy that George Washington implored us to do in his Farewell Speech.


If a Conservative is a minority , he sees himself as independently successful. Their Liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
Another stupid generalization. I see and hear more conservatives employing the 'martyr complex' more than any type of people I know! Thanks for the laugh!!

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
Really? tell that to my conservative neighbors who are on food stamps. Tell that to the 'conservatives' here who are complaining about the alleged cut to Medicare that Obama's health care plan may employ. Tell that to my 'conservative' in-laws who while they may BITCH about government programs, never found one that they didn't like when it could help their asses.


If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
This Liberal listens to those blowhards and would fight to keep them on the air because we believe in the First Amendment.

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A Liberal wants all churches to be silenced.
That's BULLSHIT. We just don't want some idiot trying to shove their 'morality' down our throats.

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A Liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.
That's another crock of shit, there are PLENTY OF CONSERVATIVES ON GOVERNMENT FUNDED HEALTH CARE PROGRAMS. So that's really a stupid and dishonest assertion.



If a Conservative disagrees with a Liberal president, he is called a racist. When a Liberal disagrees with a Conservative president, it's patriotic dissent.
Oh really? Were people calling conservatives 'racist' when they disagreed with President Clinton?


Who ever put that stupid shit up on their Facebook page is pretty much an ignorant baboon.
Thanks for the laugh!!!

 

[Black_Label]

Now for the real truth;


If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Conservative doesn't like guns, they call them a gun-hating communist hippy that is going to take them all away..

If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Conservative is, they call them a gun-hating communist hippy that is going to "take ur gunnnz!" as well as what you can eat.

If a Liberal sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A Conservative wonders how they can sell another war to the american people to feed their warmongering and arms manufacture cronies.

If a Liberal is a minority , he sees himself as independently successful. Their Conservative counterparts see them as good for nothing coons and spics that live off of welfare.

If a Liberal is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A Conservative wonders what liberal he can blame for his miserable existence.

If a Liberal doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Conservatives demand that those they don’t like be shut down, and calls them the "lib main stream media".

If a Liberal is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A Conservative looks at them as satan worshipers.

If a Liberal decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A Conservative claims it's a greedy lib tax, then demands that his neighbors pay for his when he uses ER's as a walk in clinic whenever he feels like it.

If a Liberals disagrees with a Conservative president, he is called a marxist/socialist/communist. When a Conservative disagrees with a Liberal president, they throw a complete temper tantrum and call for their impeachment.