Concerns of the elderly

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    An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.

    Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.

    "I would like it infrequently", she replied.

    The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"
     
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    Okay, I'll admit it. It took a second or two.
     
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    Very punny.
     
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    Study Ties Social Isolation to Increased Risk of Death
    March 28, 2013 - A new study has found that elderly people who have many social interactions may live longer than those who are more socially isolated.
     

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