Concerned over recent events, Walmart to halt sales...

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    ...of Auto parts! rotflmao!

    Walmart Discontinues Auto Part Sales To Prevent Car Accidents

    BENTONVILLE, AR—In a bold move intended to curb the thousands of deaths from vehicles each and every day, Walmart has decided to stop selling auto parts, sources confirmed Tuesday.


    According to shocking reports, people have purchased car parts at Walmart and then those cars have been involved in accidents, proving a direct correlation between selling auto parts and causing deaths.

    "We can no longer be complicit in an industry that kills over 3,000 people a day," said a spokesperson for Walmart.


    Walmart Discontinues Auto Part Sales To Prevent Car Accidents
     
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    What percentage of mass murderers purchased their ammo at Walmart? All they've done is officially make their stores "gun free zones" and therefore less safe for their customers.
     
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    They stopped selling 5 gallon buckets, hammers, refrigerators, toilets..


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    I heard they just won't allow open carry. Whatever they do, it will have no effect on violent crime so long as the government continues to ignore gun crimes.
     
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    You know I only saw open carry one time in real life this black guy was walking past, then I saw a white guy walk past me in a dress..


    A few years ago..


    That was a strange few minutes


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    I have seen it once also, and it was a black man also. He had some type of Glock. Didn't see the fag in a dress. Personally I think open carry is unwise.
     
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    I bet this thread scared some Russian trolls..
     
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    This guy had a 6 shooter and I thought it was weird as hell, didn't know if I should punch him or call the cops.. it was in a lily white town in North Carolina..
     
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    Well, in lieu of any criminal behavior, if open carry is legal why would you want to do either? I admit that it startles me at times to see someone with a gun, but that is because of conditioning over the years. I never once thought anything negative thoughts about the guy I saw. I thought, oh look, he's got a gun! Holstered on his hip, so no big deal. Now if he had been a Chinaman...
     
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    Walmart is going full Dicks.

    Sam Walton is turning over in his grave knowing stupid SJW assholes are running his beloved American company.
     
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