Comical Thread.So How Many People(Locally) Are Much Sicker Due To Passage Of GOP Health-Care Bill?

[Rexx Taylor]

The Democrats have been making sure they get the message out that at least all sick people and those with pre-existing conditions will likely wind up in a coma, brain freeze, lose at least one body part,suddenly need a cath bag,colostomy bag,breathing machine,sudden diagnosis of diabetes or become possessed by a demon.
Yup, Democrats & Liberals, the party that always tells the truth, especially keeps up posted on the most accurate presidential polls on ABC and CNN seem pretty convinced that up to 150 Million of us are going to die/almost die by the end of 2019.
Well, the ACA is 50% the way there!
So in your replies, please keep us posted on how the new GOP Health-Care bill is affecting the locals in your town.

 

[Mac1958]

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Give it about a month from now, Chuck Schumer will be on live Television again, and filling us in on a 95 year old man who suddenly died of an "Unexpected Heart Stoppage", and it was all because of the passage of the GOP ACA bill, and of course, Chucky will be balling/crying throughout the 2 minute press conference.

 

[bodecea]

The Democrats have been making sure they get the message out that at least all sick people and those with pre-existing conditions will likely wind up in a coma, brain freeze, lose at least one body part,suddenly need a cath bag,colostomy bag,breathing machine,sudden diagnosis of diabetes or become possessed by a demon.
Yup, Democrats & Liberals, the party that always tells the truth, especially keeps up posted on the most accurate presidential polls on ABC and CNN seem pretty convinced that up to 150 Million of us are going to die/almost die by the end of 2019.
Well, the ACA is 50% the way there!
So in your replies, please keep us posted on how the new GOP Health-Care bill is affecting the locals in your town.

Pssssst! It hasn't gotten thru the Senate yet.

 

[JakeStarkey]

Rexx gives a provocative OP then simply craps on it.

He cannot show people as a whole are sicker of ACA-AHCA is the point.

The joke is on Rexx.

 

[Cellblock2429]

Give it about a month from now, Chuck Schumer will be on live Television again, and filling us in on a 95 year old man who suddenly died of an "Unexpected Heart Stoppage", and it was all because of the passage of the GOP ACA bill, and of course, Chucky will be balling/crying throughout the 2 minute press conference.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Give it about a month from now, Chuck Schumer will be on live Television again, and filling us in on a 95 year old man who suddenly died of an "Unexpected Heart Stoppage", and it was all because of the passage of the GOP ACA bill, and of course, Chucky will be balling/crying throughout the 2 minute press conference.

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if one of my 7 year old hamsters die this week, I will announce it here on the forum

 

[Cellblock2429]

The Democrats have been making sure they get the message out that at least all sick people and those with pre-existing conditions will likely wind up in a coma, brain freeze, lose at least one body part,suddenly need a cath bag,colostomy bag,breathing machine,sudden diagnosis of diabetes or become possessed by a demon.
Yup, Democrats & Liberals, the party that always tells the truth, especially keeps up posted on the most accurate presidential polls on ABC and CNN seem pretty convinced that up to 150 Million of us are going to die/almost die by the end of 2019.
Well, the ACA is 50% the way there!
So in your replies, please keep us posted on how the new GOP Health-Care bill is affecting the locals in your town.

/---- I've got a stuffy nose. That never happened under Obamacare.

 

[DarkFury]

As a cost cutting and country saving measure I dark fury pledge to cut the phone lines to the Democrat suicide prevention hot line.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

As a cost cutting and country saving measure I dark fury pledge to cut the phone lines to the Democrat suicide prevention hot line.

if ACA passes, will some of our towns look like a scene from "The Living Dead"? or "Monty Python's Holy Grail"?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Give it about a month from now, Chuck Schumer will be on live Television again, and filling us in on a 95 year old man who suddenly died of an "Unexpected Heart Stoppage", and it was all because of the passage of the GOP ACA bill, and of course, Chucky will be balling/crying throughout the 2 minute press conference.

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and what did Bernie and Pelosi say about the ACA? Millions will die? Millions of cockroaches,,right?

 

[Moonglow]

The Democrats have been making sure they get the message out that at least all sick people and those with pre-existing conditions will likely wind up in a coma, brain freeze, lose at least one body part,suddenly need a cath bag,colostomy bag,breathing machine,sudden diagnosis of diabetes or become possessed by a demon.
Yup, Democrats & Liberals, the party that always tells the truth, especially keeps up posted on the most accurate presidential polls on ABC and CNN seem pretty convinced that up to 150 Million of us are going to die/almost die by the end of 2019.
Well, the ACA is 50% the way there!
So in your replies, please keep us posted on how the new GOP Health-Care bill is affecting the locals in your town.

I got diarrhea just thinking about it..

 

[Moonglow]

It could have been old sour cream though..

 

[Rexx Taylor]

The Democrats have been making sure they get the message out that at least all sick people and those with pre-existing conditions will likely wind up in a coma, brain freeze, lose at least one body part,suddenly need a cath bag,colostomy bag,breathing machine,sudden diagnosis of diabetes or become possessed by a demon.
Yup, Democrats & Liberals, the party that always tells the truth, especially keeps up posted on the most accurate presidential polls on ABC and CNN seem pretty convinced that up to 150 Million of us are going to die/almost die by the end of 2019.
Well, the ACA is 50% the way there!
So in your replies, please keep us posted on how the new GOP Health-Care bill is affecting the locals in your town.

I got diarrhea just thinking about it..

the next time a horse/llamma/zebra gets killed in an auto accident in Manhattan, we can all expect to see another crying speech from Chuck U Schoomer.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

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The Democrats have been making sure they get the message out that at least all sick people and those with pre-existing conditions will likely wind up in a coma, brain freeze, lose at least one body part,suddenly need a cath bag,colostomy bag,breathing machine,sudden diagnosis of diabetes or become possessed by a demon.
Yup, Democrats & Liberals, the party that always tells the truth, especially keeps up posted on the most accurate presidential polls on ABC and CNN seem pretty convinced that up to 150 Million of us are going to die/almost die by the end of 2019.
Well, the ACA is 50% the way there!
So in your replies, please keep us posted on how the new GOP Health-Care bill is affecting the locals in your town.

I got diarrhea just thinking about it..

what about when the next time a rock star dies from choking on a burger/fish sandwich,,? will the left blame Trump-Care?

 

[Moonglow]

The Democrats have been making sure they get the message out that at least all sick people and those with pre-existing conditions will likely wind up in a coma, brain freeze, lose at least one body part,suddenly need a cath bag,colostomy bag,breathing machine,sudden diagnosis of diabetes or become possessed by a demon.
Yup, Democrats & Liberals, the party that always tells the truth, especially keeps up posted on the most accurate presidential polls on ABC and CNN seem pretty convinced that up to 150 Million of us are going to die/almost die by the end of 2019.
Well, the ACA is 50% the way there!
So in your replies, please keep us posted on how the new GOP Health-Care bill is affecting the locals in your town.

I got diarrhea just thinking about it..

the next time a horse/llamma/zebra gets killed in an auto accident in Manhattan, we can all expect to see another crying speech from Chuck U Schoomer.

He has refillable tear ducts...

 

[Moonglow]

what ab

The Democrats have been making sure they get the message out that at least all sick people and those with pre-existing conditions will likely wind up in a coma, brain freeze, lose at least one body part,suddenly need a cath bag,colostomy bag,breathing machine,sudden diagnosis of diabetes or become possessed by a demon.
Yup, Democrats & Liberals, the party that always tells the truth, especially keeps up posted on the most accurate presidential polls on ABC and CNN seem pretty convinced that up to 150 Million of us are going to die/almost die by the end of 2019.
Well, the ACA is 50% the way there!
So in your replies, please keep us posted on how the new GOP Health-Care bill is affecting the locals in your town.

I got diarrhea just thinking about it..

what about when the next time a rock star dies from choking on a burger/fish sandwich,,? will the left blame Trump-Care?

I don't think Mama Cass is still alive..

 

[Meathead]

The only reason Hillary survived "Walking Pneumonia", or as other call it, "being sloshed in the morning", was Obamacare!

 

[Rexx Taylor]

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The Democrats have been making sure they get the message out that at least all sick people and those with pre-existing conditions will likely wind up in a coma, brain freeze, lose at least one body part,suddenly need a cath bag,colostomy bag,breathing machine,sudden diagnosis of diabetes or become possessed by a demon.
Yup, Democrats & Liberals, the party that always tells the truth, especially keeps up posted on the most accurate presidential polls on ABC and CNN seem pretty convinced that up to 150 Million of us are going to die/almost die by the end of 2019.
Well, the ACA is 50% the way there!
So in your replies, please keep us posted on how the new GOP Health-Care bill is affecting the locals in your town.

I got diarrhea just thinking about it..

what about when the next time a rock star dies from choking on a burger/fish sandwich,,? will the left blame Trump-Care?

I don't think Mama Cass is still alive..

Chuck Schumers Penis/Balls is due to fall off in 4 months, leaving him looking like a Ken Doll..u think he will blame his new dilemma on the republicans?

 

[Moonglow]

what ab

The Democrats have been making sure they get the message out that at least all sick people and those with pre-existing conditions will likely wind up in a coma, brain freeze, lose at least one body part,suddenly need a cath bag,colostomy bag,breathing machine,sudden diagnosis of diabetes or become possessed by a demon.
Yup, Democrats & Liberals, the party that always tells the truth, especially keeps up posted on the most accurate presidential polls on ABC and CNN seem pretty convinced that up to 150 Million of us are going to die/almost die by the end of 2019.
Well, the ACA is 50% the way there!
So in your replies, please keep us posted on how the new GOP Health-Care bill is affecting the locals in your town.

I got diarrhea just thinking about it..

what about when the next time a rock star dies from choking on a burger/fish sandwich,,? will the left blame Trump-Care?

I don't think Mama Cass is still alive..

Chuck Schumers Penis/Balls is due to fall off in 4 months, leaving him looking like a Ken Doll..u think he will blame his new dilemma on the republicans?

It's those damn glasses and the way he wears them that gives me the creeps..