"Mahatma Gandhi was a man of simple principles. He walked everywhere he went, thus his feet were covered in callouses. His diet was very poor, along with his protests by starving himself, so he was also very thin and frail. Being in India, living in very modest conditions, he also had bad breath because of no access to simple dental care. So, in short, Gandhi was a Super-Calloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis." this makes me smile every time i see it.