CNN Says Paying More Taxes Will Stop Hurricanes

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    Sorry kids, we're all just slightly more evolved chimps.
     
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    Probably not, not telling what's been up in there. I would probably pee in her butt and let her suck me off but if she gets her nasty lips anywhere close to my beer bottle, I'm kicking her skank ass out of the house.

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    I prefer the traditional way of stopping natural disasters ...

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    We'd better off with fewer taxes and fewer virgins.
     
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    Amazing! A chimp that actually speaks English.

    I must have landed on the Planet of the Apes.

    WYEHO - "Would you eat her out?"
     
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    On the other hand ... chimps beat us into space ...

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    I bet you don't speak that one, huh? I do. Just not when frothy.
     
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    Like LGBT?
     
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    Not shabby, I'd pretend she is smart to tap that
     
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    You see one every day in the mirror.

    And as far as I know Maid Marion is the only female here and I ain't goin' nowhere near that.
     
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    I like the ISIS plan better....

    I'll take the virgins in exchange.
     
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