Overheard at the local fish & chips yeterday (the last great day to enjoy lunch outdoors, the acoustics didn't allow for privacy). Obama should be impeached. For what? Uhh...[long pause] For doing health care. That's unconstitutional. Wouldn't they have to prove that? I guess. So what else is impeachable? The economy. Raising taxes in a bad economy. So since when do you earn more than $250,000 a year? LOL! Not even close, man. Never! Then your taxes aren't going up. So what else is impeachable? Uhh...[long pause]. Cap & trade. My utility bills will go up in a bad economy. The Senate took cap and trade out of the energy bill. Oh. Well health care is gonna be a lot more expensive. Do you have health insurance? No. So what's gonna be more expensive for you then? Uhh, my Medicaid will probably go up. You don't pay for Medicaid. That's what Medicaid is. Yeah, but it's a government giveaway. So you'd be better off without it? Well...no...I can't afford drug store shit. So what else is impeachable? I can't think of anything right now (food arrives). But Jennie doesn't like him, so she's probably right (for a change--LOL). Hey, does this mean cuz I don't like jugears you're not buying lunch? Nah, we're still brothers after all.