Cleverbot: It's like USMB, but with less trolls

[JBeukema]

User: What is Cleverbot?



Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

User: Ich bin nicht cleverbot.



Cleverbot: Du BIST cleverbot.

User: Nein.



Cleverbot: Was dann?

User: Who's Dan?

Cleverbot: You are. Dan Cleverbot.

User: I thought my name was jason Bourne?

Cleverbot: Ok. Hi Jasmine.

User: Where on Earth did you get Jasmine from?

Cleverbot: If you don't like fantasy then we are through!

 

[Paulie]

If this isn't a perfect example of why you're a strange mother fucker, I don't know what is.

 

[Oddball]

Cleverbot: It's like USMB, but with less trolls

That's fewer trolls, dickless.

 

[JBeukema]

Who ya callin' strange, ya wierdo?

 

[JBeukema]

Cleverbot: It's like USMB, but with less trolls

That's fewer trolls, dickless.

See, we've one in this thread already.


What a pathetic creature you must be.

 

[Oddball]

So, the fuckroast who expects to be taken seriously about serious things like eugenics can't make a 5th grade distinction of English usage, and gets a broom all up his ass when corrected.

Fucking loser.

 

[JBeukema]

So, the fuckroast who expects to be taken seriously about serious things like eugenics can't make a 5th grade distinction of syntax, and gets a broom all up his ass when corrected.

Fucking loser.

There shouldn't be a comma there.

'tis sad, your pathetic attempts to inflate your ego at the end of the day by finding some reason to insult someone on the Internet so you can feel better about yourself.

 

[Oddball]

Go away and post at Cleverbot.

None of the Neanderthals here will miss you, and it's a sure bet that they'll properly recognize and reward your pure genius.