Christmas Spirit Humor (maybe)

[Liability]

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients
and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much
he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt
and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.


But every now and then he'd hear an internal
reassuring voice in his head that said:



"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first
medical practitioner to sleep with one of their
patients and you won't be the last.
And you're single. Just let it go."


But invariably another voice in his head
would bring him back to reality.

Whispering......

Dave........


Dave........


..........you're a vet.

 

[HUGGY]

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients
and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much
he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt
and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.


But every now and then he'd hear an internal
reassuring voice in his head that said:



"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first
medical practitioner to sleep with one of their
patients and you won't be the last.
And you're single. Just let it go."


But invariably another voice in his head
would bring him back to reality.

Whispering......

Dave........


Dave........


..........you're a vet.

I think the christmas tradition is a little "different" in the Empire state than we have it out here in the West!

 

[Liability]

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients
and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much
he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt
and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.


But every now and then he'd hear an internal
reassuring voice in his head that said:



"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first
medical practitioner to sleep with one of their
patients and you won't be the last.
And you're single. Just let it go."


But invariably another voice in his head
would bring him back to reality.

Whispering......

Dave........


Dave........


..........you're a vet.

I think the christmas tradition is a little "different" in the Empire state than we have it out here in the West!

LOL!

The "maybe" was with reference to whether (or not) the humor was in keeping with the Christmas Spirit.

But, hey. I received the joke via an e-mail on Christmas, so that's close enough to make it a Christmas Spirit joke for the USMB "family."

(I suppose I'm gonna have to feel guilty over this one, later, eh?)

 

[Liability]

On USMB, only 3 diverse individuals found that story amusing!?

Man.

It's still makin' me chuckle.

 

[Thinman]

I found it amusing after I realized that "vet" was short for vetinarian and not veteran.

 

[Liability]

I found it amusing after I realized that "vet" was short for vetinarian and not veteran.

LOL!

That thought had not even occurred to me.