Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by MaggieMae, Dec 4, 2010.
Santa is giving mustache rides!!
With the lid up, it must look like he just swallowed an ass.
The only conclusion I can draw from these gaudy beacons of deplorable taste is that they serve as a reminder to Santa Claus not to forget them on his journey. This is because the occupants of these ostentatious nightmares had poor parents who spent their money on alcohol and lottery tickets, instead of presents of any value for their children. So, in adult life, after being so monstrously let down by an absent minded Father Christmas, they unveil the landing lights in the hope that Dasher and Prancer will spot them from on high.
Gives new meaning to sitting on Santa and asking for a gift.
Does it light up and play "Jingle Bells"?
That makes me want to toss my cookies.
Not your salad?
Careful, or I'll whip out my tongs.
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