Christian Dogs

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    Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved;

     
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    All dogs go to heaven.
     
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    sweet babies! :huddle:
     
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    “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
     
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    How do you know this is a Christian prayer? Could it not be Hindu or Buddhist or any of many bedtime prayers said by children the world over?
     
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    Apparently you didn't watch the video.
     
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    It's not a Jewish prayer ... we don't pray on our knees.
     
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    I did. Dood mumbling something about asking his dad to help him not chase the neighbor's cat.

    Weirdos. :cuckoo:
     
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    Lighten up Mordechai -- Reform Temples do Pet Blessings also.... LOL....




    Might ONLY be an issue if your blessed pet is a Pot Belly pig... :eusa_dance:
     
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    Yes but they lose the ability to lick their genitals and shit...
     
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