Choose your victim carefully, or else........

[ABikerSailor]

TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!​

CHICAGO -- A convicted felon decided to mug an MMA fighter on the Southwest Side of Chicago, police say, and ended up paying a steep price.

Police did not release the victim's name but said he was able to ward off Anthony Miranda, 24, who ended up with two black eyes and a gunshot wound to the ankle after a tussle.

The victim was sitting in his parked car near 55th St. and Kenneth when Anthony Miranda, 24, walked up to the car asking for a lighter, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.

When the victim did not have one, Miranda pulled out a handgun and demanded money, police officials said. He then demanded the victim get out of the car.

At some point, the victim was able to grab control of the gun while Miranda's attention was diverted. The two men wrestled on the ground and during the fight, Miranda accidentally discharged his gun, shooting himself in the ankle, police said.

The victim was able to pin down Miranda until police arrived and later told officials he was a martial arts expert and ultimate fighting champion.

Miranda was taken to Holy Cross Hospital with a face full of cuts and two black eyes, police said. He has been charged with armed robbery and aggravated discharge of a firearm, a class X felony.

U.S. News - Mugger left bloodied after attempt on MMA fighter

If you wanna see how fucked up this guy got, click on the link and look at his face.

Guess that crime doesn't always pay, eh?

 

[gallantwarrior]

Guess it sucks to be him.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Too bad there wasn't video footage. The dude could then be on World's Dumbest Criminals.

 

[Mr. H.]

Did they read the Miranda to Miranda?

 

[ABikerSailor]

Just goes to show you, you can't know what someone is about just by looking at them.

 

[Liability]

Another GOOD NEWS feel good story!

 

[Crackerjack]

Just goes to show you, you can't know what someone is about just by looking at them.

True, but another article I read said the "victim" is 6'2", 250 lbs, and built like a brick shithouse (I'd post a link, but I don't have enough posts yet). Guess our perp needs to get his eyesight checked at the prison infirmary.

 

[Dabs]

I'm just gonna take y'alls word for it, I'm not clicking on the link....I don't wanna see a bloodied face that has been beaten.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Actually, they cleaned the blood off of his face, but he's bruised, cut and swollen.

Like I said.........sometimese crime DOESN'T pay. Personally? I think that whenever someone sees this dude in public (the MMA fighter) and they know what he did, they should buy him a beer.