Chinese Men Measure Up to Others Below the Belt

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    I just had to post this:

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    If that's not funny, I don't what is!
     
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    Who cares about flaccid length...it's not how you 'show' it's how you 'grow' ;)
     
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    Of course the Chinese are gonna say this... it's like the media saying they aren't biased!
     
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    Ever had your wife break out the measuring tape on you right after
    you wake up with morning wood???

    Uhhhhh Me either, I was just askin.
     
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    I don't have morning wood. Haven't in...years.


    weird eh?

    Back when we were first married she tried using a yard-stick...
     
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    No morning wood huh?
    I don't know if that's good or bad.
    On one hand, you won't roll over on it.
    On the other hand, you can't just roll over on her.
    Yard-stick huh
    {coughing}bullshit
     
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    My wife does other stuff when I get... never mind. :ssex:
     
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    Same here, only my wife and not yours.
    There was this one time.....
    J/K
     
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    my wife does nothing if she catches me...uh...un-flaccid. She just looks at me with a flummoxed look on her face...and then rolls her eyes.

    :(

    (sigh)...
     
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    But your wearing her down though, right????
    I seem to recall you talking aboot some military clothes, and role playing
    a while back. I think you also mentioned a chicken.
     

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