Discussion in 'Asia' started by Yurt, Apr 21, 2005.
I just had to post this:
If that's not funny, I don't what is!
Who cares about flaccid length...it's not how you 'show' it's how you 'grow'
Of course the Chinese are gonna say this... it's like the media saying they aren't biased!
Ever had your wife break out the measuring tape on you right after
you wake up with morning wood???
Uhhhhh Me either, I was just askin.
I don't have morning wood. Haven't in...years.
Back when we were first married she tried using a yard-stick...
No morning wood huh?
I don't know if that's good or bad.
On one hand, you won't roll over on it.
On the other hand, you can't just roll over on her.
My wife does other stuff when I get... never mind.
Same here, only my wife and not yours.
There was this one time.....
my wife does nothing if she catches me...uh...un-flaccid. She just looks at me with a flummoxed look on her face...and then rolls her eyes.
But your wearing her down though, right????
I seem to recall you talking aboot some military clothes, and role playing
a while back. I think you also mentioned a chicken.
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