Childbirth

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Sandy73, Sep 21, 2004.

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    > Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
    > Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
    > The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about
    >what she had just witnessed.
    > Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have
    >crawled in there in the first place, smack his butt again
     
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