Chicago Olympic Events

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    To capture the local flavor, the International Olympic Committee is considering new events to celebrate Olympics in Chicago 2016

    Synchronized Rioting.

    Target Shooting, but with the handle of the gun parallel to the ground Gangsta style.

    Your turn.
     
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    Politician Triathlon:

    Influence stroll - a fixed course through the city and at the end of the course, whichever politician has sold the most influence, wins that event.

    Lake Michigan junket - the politician who is able to cop the best afternoon cruise from a local property developer, wins that event.

    Transparency bike tour - a fixed bicycle route through the city with reporters scattered along the route, the politician able to avoid the most reporters' questions, wins that event.
     
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    Graveyard voter registration. The fastest with the mostest wins.
    (Political affiliation certification required for event participation).
     
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    Baseball Losing

    Gold metal awarded to the team that finishes last.
     
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    6 Degrees of Separation from Rod Blagovoich. Contestants try to see how many people it takes before they know someone who tried to buy Obama's Old Senate Seat
     

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