Chelsea Handler Flees The Scene

[Tom Horn]

Well, i dont want to fuck a virgin and leave. I will feel guilty :/

You'd fuck a bush if you thought there was a bunny in it.

 

[TNHarley]

Damn prudes!

 

[SassyIrishLass]

id fuck her

I worry about you

She is hot. And the perfect age.
I would have married a 40 something year old but i still want her to look decent when im 60. It will be hard enough getting it hard without dilapidated sacks of fat with 4inch nipples hitting me in the face at every pump.

Entirely too much info...

I needed you to picture it to fully appreciate it.

 

[TNHarley]

Well, i dont want to fuck a virgin and leave. I will feel guilty :/

You'd fuck a bush if you thought there was a bunny in it.

You sick fuck
I always heard its impossible to have a man to man convo with a welshman. Now i know

 

[TNHarley]

id fuck her

I worry about you

She is hot. And the perfect age.
I would have married a 40 something year old but i still want her to look decent when im 60. It will be hard enough getting it hard without dilapidated sacks of fat with 4inch nipples hitting me in the face at every pump.

Entirely too much info...

I needed you to picture it to fully appreciate it.

Sorry, do i owe you lunch? lol

 

[Silent Warrior]

She just doesn't seem to realize she is in the twilight of a mediocre career, but everyone else does.

 

[JimBowie1958]

I would like to say I care she’s taking a break but why lie.

mighty low bar there though

You also poop in your driveway and I got the pic

 

[Intolerant]

id fuck her

With a 12ply condom.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

The "toxic news cycle" is her side's media by the way.

 

[Moonglow]

I was gifted enough to watch her once and then never had a desire to see her again..

 

[Marion Morrison]

From the comments:

"Too late "Queen of America's Landfills", You have relegated your life to being Kathy Griffin's stand-in at Juarez, Mexico nightclubs' "Kathy and Viagra adicted Donkey shows". Stock up on KY jelly and valium, crone ... That is your new life."

 

[Pete7469]

She's toxic

Stupid too.

 

[Oldstyle]

When your entire "thing" is snarky attacks on Trump...but then it's slowly revealed that not only was it not Trump that was subverting our political process but it was really the person you supported...what are you going to do? Handler is taking a time out because it dawned on her how stupid she's about to look when the shit hits the fan on this FISA scandal and she won't talk about it!

 

[TNHarley]

When your entire "thing" is snarky attacks on Trump...but then it's slowly revealed that not only was it not Trump that was subverting our political process but it was really the person you supported...what are you going to do? Handler is taking a time out because it dawned on her how stupid she's about to look when the shit hits the fan on this FISA scandal and she won't talk about it!

Hollyweirdos dont have any shame!