Merlin1047
Senior Member
Hey, I can see where this could be true. Damn polar bears eat Canadians almost as fast as Canadians can procreate.
Then there's something about the Northern Lights and sterility in males.
I also heard that there is very little sex in Canada. Fact is, after snowshoeing home through 20 foot drifts they're just too tired to care.
I also heard that moosemeat reduces sperm count by 80%. Eating moosemeat might also explain why so many Canadian have really long noses.
Canadian teenagers can't help with the birthrate either ever since outdoor drive-in theaters were outlawed. Seems there was a constant problem with the sled dogs getting into fights.
Then there's something about the Northern Lights and sterility in males.
I also heard that there is very little sex in Canada. Fact is, after snowshoeing home through 20 foot drifts they're just too tired to care.
I also heard that moosemeat reduces sperm count by 80%. Eating moosemeat might also explain why so many Canadian have really long noses.
Canadian teenagers can't help with the birthrate either ever since outdoor drive-in theaters were outlawed. Seems there was a constant problem with the sled dogs getting into fights.