Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
Silly, that only happens on TV.
i wish
Well, then I'm simply not going to ask what would possess you to actually open a hotel door while naked, much less step outside of it. That would likely be far more than my poor brain and imagination should have to tackle in one day.
i wish
Well, then I'm simply not going to ask what would possess you to actually open a hotel door while naked, much less step outside of it. That would likely be far more than my poor brain and imagination should have to tackle in one day.
i'm glad you asked.
basically, i worked about 40 hours straight, had dinner with my client, went to my room, got undressed, went to sleep, woke up to use the bathroom and went in the direction that the bathroom is at home.
unfortunately, at the york plaza in toronto, that direction leads you out the door of your room and into the hallway.
for the record, you can't open a keycard equipped door with a do not disturb sign.
i wish
Well, then I'm simply not going to ask what would possess you to actually open a hotel door while naked, much less step outside of it. That would likely be far more than my poor brain and imagination should have to tackle in one day.
i'm glad you asked.
basically, i worked about 40 hours straight, had dinner with my client, went to my room, got undressed, went to sleep, woke up to use the bathroom and went in the direction that the bathroom is at home.
unfortunately, at the york plaza in toronto, that direction leads you out the door of your room and into the hallway.
for the record, you can't open a keycard equipped door with a do not disturb sign.
Well, then I'm simply not going to ask what would possess you to actually open a hotel door while naked, much less step outside of it. That would likely be far more than my poor brain and imagination should have to tackle in one day.
i'm glad you asked.
basically, i worked about 40 hours straight, had dinner with my client, went to my room, got undressed, went to sleep, woke up to use the bathroom and went in the direction that the bathroom is at home.
unfortunately, at the york plaza in toronto, that direction leads you out the door of your room and into the hallway.
for the record, you can't open a keycard equipped door with a do not disturb sign.
Well, we all now know del sleeps in the nude!
Well, then I'm simply not going to ask what would possess you to actually open a hotel door while naked, much less step outside of it. That would likely be far more than my poor brain and imagination should have to tackle in one day.
i'm glad you asked.
basically, i worked about 40 hours straight, had dinner with my client, went to my room, got undressed, went to sleep, woke up to use the bathroom and went in the direction that the bathroom is at home.
unfortunately, at the york plaza in toronto, that direction leads you out the door of your room and into the hallway.
for the record, you can't open a keycard equipped door with a do not disturb sign.
OMG!!!! There isn't an emoticon in creation for as hard as I'm laughing...
Every so often, we all do things that are really just head up our own butts stupid.... well.........
We had seven inches of snow overnight through today. I went down to my car before so I could go out and pick up some fresh veggies and herbs for the bunny at the produce store. (the bunny was very happy, btw).
But it turns out, when the boy and I went down to the car, I found I left the drivers' side window open.... my drivers' seat, the floorboards and the rear passenger side of the car had snow drifts....
*sigh* I am still being laughed at... we had to use the snow brush to clean out the snow and I ran the seatwarmer to dry out the drivers' side seat.
now THAT is buttheaduous... I don't even remember opening the car window yesterday. ;(
i'm glad you asked.
basically, i worked about 40 hours straight, had dinner with my client, went to my room, got undressed, went to sleep, woke up to use the bathroom and went in the direction that the bathroom is at home.
unfortunately, at the york plaza in toronto, that direction leads you out the door of your room and into the hallway.
for the record, you can't open a keycard equipped door with a do not disturb sign.
OMG!!!! There isn't an emoticon in creation for as hard as I'm laughing...
the security guard they sent was at least 7 feet tall.
as he was letting my pathetic naked ass back into my room, he looked at me and said "this happens more than you'd think." then he started laughing at me. can't say i blamed him, either.
OMG!!!! There isn't an emoticon in creation for as hard as I'm laughing...
the security guard they sent was at least 7 feet tall.
as he was letting my pathetic naked ass back into my room, he looked at me and said "this happens more than you'd think." then he started laughing at me. can't say i blamed him, either.
Well, at least he didn't offer to tuck you in...
i'm glad you asked.
basically, i worked about 40 hours straight, had dinner with my client, went to my room, got undressed, went to sleep, woke up to use the bathroom and went in the direction that the bathroom is at home.
unfortunately, at the york plaza in toronto, that direction leads you out the door of your room and into the hallway.
for the record, you can't open a keycard equipped door with a do not disturb sign.
OMG!!!! There isn't an emoticon in creation for as hard as I'm laughing...
the security guard they sent was at least 7 feet tall.
as he was letting my pathetic naked ass back into my room, he looked at me and said "this happens more than you'd think." then he started laughing at me. can't say i blamed him, either.
OMG!!!! There isn't an emoticon in creation for as hard as I'm laughing...
the security guard they sent was at least 7 feet tall.
as he was letting my pathetic naked ass back into my room, he looked at me and said "this happens more than you'd think." then he started laughing at me. can't say i blamed him, either.
Was he pointing too?
the security guard they sent was at least 7 feet tall.
as he was letting my pathetic naked ass back into my room, he looked at me and said "this happens more than you'd think." then he started laughing at me. can't say i blamed him, either.
Was he pointing too?
he would have, but the do not disturb sign came into play.
Every so often, we all do things that are really just head up our own butts stupid.... well.........
We had seven inches of snow overnight through today. I went down to my car before so I could go out and pick up some fresh veggies and herbs for the bunny at the produce store. (the bunny was very happy, btw).
But it turns out, when the boy and I went down to the car, I found I left the drivers' side window open.... my drivers' seat, the floorboards and the rear passenger side of the car had snow drifts....
*sigh* I am still being laughed at... we had to use the snow brush to clean out the snow and I ran the seatwarmer to dry out the drivers' side seat.
now THAT is buttheaduous... I don't even remember opening the car window yesterday. ;(
*ouch*
hope your butt isn't hurt too bad.
I have a couple of bruises (hip, shoulder, elbow), but I'm mostly happy that NO ONE SAW ME FALL LIKE THAT.
Was scary, too. The thought: "I could break a hip" crossed my mind.
Glad you're ok and that no one was around, the embarassment is always worse than the injury !
How dare you rich bitches have such a luxury item in your vehicle. Have you NO idea how many polar bears you are killing so you can have a warm, dry tush!I ran the seatwarmer to dry out the drivers' side seat
Every so often, we all do things that are really just head up our own butts stupid.... well.........
We had seven inches of snow overnight through today. I went down to my car before so I could go out and pick up some fresh veggies and herbs for the bunny at the produce store. (the bunny was very happy, btw).
But it turns out, when the boy and I went down to the car, I found I left the drivers' side window open.... my drivers' seat, the floorboards and the rear passenger side of the car had snow drifts....
*sigh* I am still being laughed at... we had to use the snow brush to clean out the snow and I ran the seatwarmer to dry out the drivers' side seat.
now THAT is buttheaduous... I don't even remember opening the car window yesterday. ;(
Every so often, we all do things that are really just head up our own butts stupid.... well.........
We had seven inches of snow overnight through today. I went down to my car before so I could go out and pick up some fresh veggies and herbs for the bunny at the produce store. (the bunny was very happy, btw).
But it turns out, when the boy and I went down to the car, I found I left the drivers' side window open.... my drivers' seat, the floorboards and the rear passenger side of the car had snow drifts....
*sigh* I am still being laughed at... we had to use the snow brush to clean out the snow and I ran the seatwarmer to dry out the drivers' side seat.
now THAT is buttheaduous... I don't even remember opening the car window yesterday. ;(
If it'll make you feel better, I witnessed an even bigger boneheaded bad weather move once. Back when I was living in Austin TX, they had what was dubbed "the ice storm of the century" or something like that. Being from New England I got quite a kick out of seeing how helpless everybody seemed. The whole city shut down. To me it was nothing I hadn't seen and dealt with every year, multiple times. Anyway, my next door neighbor thought he could thaw the ice off his windshield by pouring boiling water over it. I hope I don't have to explain to you what happened next.