Madeline
Rookie
- Banned
- #1
I have only owned one vibrator in my life. A boyfriend bought it for me, because I was too embarrassed to admit that I wanted one. We got it as Sears, and it's meant for massaging muscles, not -- ahem -- yanno.
I have a friend who builds toys and he was explaining his latest creation to me the other night when a lightbulb went off over my head.
"Can you build a vibrator?" says I.
"Sure...whaca want?" says he.
ZOWIE!!!!!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE??????
For starters, it'd be more powerful than the one I own. ('Nuff said about that....*blushes*.) It'd be pretty...maybe pink or a nice shade of lavendar. And it'd have music, maybe a built in MP3 player. Mine makes an annoying sound like a car ignition trying to turn over.
It'd have features I could play with. Running lights I could change in color and frequency. A bubble maker, for atmosphere. Maybe a series of faceplates so I could change the appearance when the mood struck me. Something from "Hello Kitty" might be nice, to start.
It'd be smaller than the one I have, and much lighter. And maybe say things in Mandy Patakin's voice occasionally, like "Oh, darling, will you have dinner with me this Friday?" and "When do I get to meet your family?"
Any other suggestions? Shopping tips? Hello Kitty freaks?
*Laughs out loud*
I have a friend who builds toys and he was explaining his latest creation to me the other night when a lightbulb went off over my head.
"Can you build a vibrator?" says I.
"Sure...whaca want?" says he.
ZOWIE!!!!!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE??????
For starters, it'd be more powerful than the one I own. ('Nuff said about that....*blushes*.) It'd be pretty...maybe pink or a nice shade of lavendar. And it'd have music, maybe a built in MP3 player. Mine makes an annoying sound like a car ignition trying to turn over.
It'd have features I could play with. Running lights I could change in color and frequency. A bubble maker, for atmosphere. Maybe a series of faceplates so I could change the appearance when the mood struck me. Something from "Hello Kitty" might be nice, to start.
It'd be smaller than the one I have, and much lighter. And maybe say things in Mandy Patakin's voice occasionally, like "Oh, darling, will you have dinner with me this Friday?" and "When do I get to meet your family?"
Any other suggestions? Shopping tips? Hello Kitty freaks?
*Laughs out loud*