Build a Better Vibrator

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    I have only owned one vibrator in my life. A boyfriend bought it for me, because I was too embarrassed to admit that I wanted one. We got it as Sears, and it's meant for massaging muscles, not -- ahem -- yanno.

    I have a friend who builds toys and he was explaining his latest creation to me the other night when a lightbulb went off over my head.

    "Can you build a vibrator?" says I.

    "Sure...whaca want?" says he.

    ZOWIE!!!!!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE??????

    For starters, it'd be more powerful than the one I own. ('Nuff said about that....*blushes*.) It'd be pretty...maybe pink or a nice shade of lavendar. And it'd have music, maybe a built in MP3 player. Mine makes an annoying sound like a car ignition trying to turn over.

    It'd have features I could play with. Running lights I could change in color and frequency. A bubble maker, for atmosphere. Maybe a series of faceplates so I could change the appearance when the mood struck me. Something from "Hello Kitty" might be nice, to start.

    It'd be smaller than the one I have, and much lighter. And maybe say things in Mandy Patakin's voice occasionally, like "Oh, darling, will you have dinner with me this Friday?" and "When do I get to meet your family?"

    Any other suggestions? Shopping tips? Hello Kitty freaks?

    *Laughs out loud*


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    Why do I doubt that, Madeline?
     
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    Tis true. I am a peculiar mix of brash Women's Lib/Erica Jong style sexuality and good old fashioned Catholic shame. I never could bring myself to enter a Frederick's of Hollywood store.

    Everyone has hang ups, Lucky Dan. Sometimes, we can convert them into swing sets, sometimes not.
     
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    Surely you would want one that is totally realistic. So, what about this.....

    A NEW VIBRATOR JUST OUT FOR WOMEN IS SO REALISTIC THAT JUST BEFORE SHE REACHES HER CLIMAX, IT CUMS,COUGHS,FARTS,GOES LIMP & THEN SWITCHES ITSELF OFF.
     
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC2gZMNkyJo"]good vibrations[/ame]
     
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    LOL...why it's my ex!

    Still suck in bed huh?

    He he he...
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCIEO__Vyic]YouTube - Steely Dan - Dirty Work[/ame]
     
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    Suck, blow, yodel in the canyon. You name it I'll oblige!
     
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    Guess I haven't seen everything, this thread is a new one on me.:redface:
     

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