Broke my wrist and I stink

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    Last week was the first time in my life I broke a bone, I knew it was broke the second I hit the pavement and I was in a cast within about 3 hours but since then, this is really weird, it's like my deodorant just refuses to even start the day. What the fuck?! The wrist is annoying enough but why do I smell like a gorilla?
     
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    Did they drug you?
    Also bone marrow can get into the blood stream, that might cause it.

    But didn't you stink anyway?
     
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    you could try a shower, man.
     
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    You're obviously not fat enough. Gain some weight and the next time you'll just bounce when you fall. You'll also smell like a fat man rather than a gorilla. It's a win/win for you.
     
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    They gave me oxy for the pain and I had like 5 the first day, I got up on Tuesday and my mouth tasted like oxy so I haven't taken one since.

    Yeah I figured out how to shower one handed, thankfully Im a good one handed typist.
     
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    Hope you heal quickly, dude!
     
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    Let's start with the basics. Do you typically apply deodorant to your wrist? Is it your cast that smells? Have you been near gorillas? Did the fall open up your sinuses?
     
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    at least your not limpwristed for awhile.
     
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    cheer up frank, here is something that will help you. but don't break the other wrist, too, by "falling down".

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    Okay, I'll try to be helpful now. Is your arm against your body? Usually with a wrist fracture they will put your arm against your body. It may be your generating more heat and sweat under your arm as a result. You may want to use a more moisture resistant deodorant for awhile.
     

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