breaking: kushner's clearance is coming through

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    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Just days after losing his top security clearance at the White House, Jared Kushner could soon be eligible to enter another high-security government facility, legal experts believe.

    According to Davis Logsdon, a law professor at the University of Minnesota, Kushner could be on the verge of obtaining “long-term clearance” at this separate facility, which, like the White House, is owned and operated by the federal government.

    Logsdon said that, although such a facility lacks some of the prestige of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Kushner would have access to government benefits there that far exceed what he has received as an unpaid adviser at the White House.

    “All of his meals and housing would be fully paid for by the taxpayer,” Logsdon said. “And, if things play out the way some believe they will, Jared Kushner could be receiving these benefits for decades to come.”

    While gaining entry to another government facility so soon after losing security clearance at the White House would represent an extraordinary comeback for Kushner, it would not come without a price, the law professor warned.

    “Jared Kushner might have to put his plans to bring peace to the Middle East on hold,” he said.

    Kushner Close to Obtaining Clearance for Other Government Facility
     
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    I wouldn't give that guy clearance to enter a public library.
     
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    Well hopefully the apple wont fall far from the tree.
     
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    Yes, but then you're a leftist who's entire existence is determined by his hatred of Trump and America.
     
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    Good news for Jared. If he's lucky his father-in-law and some of his other family members will be assigned to that same facility shortly. I heard that the dress code is very casual.
     
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    you can't hate trump if you don't love america
     
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    Are they hiring? :102:
     
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    Sadly, unless Kushner and others get convicted of state crimes, and not just federal crimes, Trump will more than likely pardon them on his way out the door... at which time Pence will pardon Trump.
     
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    small price to pay, imo, plus it makes pence unelectable if gerry ford is anything to go by.

    win/win
     
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    DERP

    You show your 'love" of America by waging war on the Constitution.
     

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