Breaking, Hunter Biden's cellphone found in....

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Portable toilet.
A Washington DC sanitation worker was whisked away late last Friday by it has now been reported by a detail of both FBI agents and Secret Service for questioning. According to sources who know, the worker had been attempting to dislodge an unusual clog in the normally free flowing 6" suction tube as he worked his way from station to station.
His first clue that something was amiss was when upon freeing the said tube impaction... the resulting pile began to vibrate and apparently due to an incoming call, began to repeat the same ring tone repeatedly. "save one for the big guy" over and over again.
As reported, the shocked sanitation worker summoned supervisors who brought in a hazmat team along with I.T. specialists upon realizing the potential for political fallout from the incident. It's not yet clear wether Hunter Biden was using the portable toilet for business or for recreation purposes up to this point, and the only thing that has been verified is that the sanitation worker has gone unseen by his family for the last three days. An eye witness who chooses to remain anonymous, reported his last words were "oh shit!" as he was stuffed into the rear seat of a black limo.

This has been a public service, and your welcome!
 
Portable toilet.
A Washington DC sanitation worker was whisked away late last Friday by it has now been reported by a detail of both FBI agents and Secret Service for questioning. According to sources who know, the worker had been attempting to dislodge an unusual clog in the normally free flowing 6" suction tube as he worked his way from station to station.
His first clue that something was amiss was when upon freeing the said tube impaction... the resulting pile began to vibrate and apparently due to an incoming call, began to repeat the same ring tone repeatedly. "save one for the big guy" over and over again.
As reported, the shocked sanitation worker summoned supervisors who brought in a hazmat team along with I.T. specialists upon realizing the potential for political fallout from the incident. It's not yet clear wether Hunter Biden was using the portable toilet for business or for recreation purposes up to this point, and the only thing that has been verified is that the sanitation worker has gone unseen by his family for the last three days. An eye witness who chooses to remain anonymous, reported his last words were "oh shit!" as he was stuffed into the rear seat of a black limo.

This has been a public service, and your welcome!

What could be more appropriate? A Biden phone stuck in a shit sucker? You can't make this stuff up!
 
True story, at the prison maintenance was called to intake to unplug a toilet and they had to eventually take the toilet off to fix it. They found a pill bottle stuck in there and when they opened it up there was a message that read, "Sgt such and such is a child molester!" lmao.
 
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Portable toilet.
A Washington DC sanitation worker was whisked away late last Friday by it has now been reported by a detail of both FBI agents and Secret Service for questioning. According to sources who know, the worker had been attempting to dislodge an unusual clog in the normally free flowing 6" suction tube as he worked his way from station to station.
His first clue that something was amiss was when upon freeing the said tube impaction... the resulting pile began to vibrate and apparently due to an incoming call, began to repeat the same ring tone repeatedly. "save one for the big guy" over and over again.
As reported, the shocked sanitation worker summoned supervisors who brought in a hazmat team along with I.T. specialists upon realizing the potential for political fallout from the incident. It's not yet clear wether Hunter Biden was using the portable toilet for business or for recreation purposes up to this point, and the only thing that has been verified is that the sanitation worker has gone unseen by his family for the last three days. An eye witness who chooses to remain anonymous, reported his last words were "oh shit!" as he was stuffed into the rear seat of a black limo.

This has been a public service, and your welcome!

Don't tease me like that, bro. The next thread you post had better be about Hunter overdosing on fentanyl.

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I thought you were quoting The Onion or Babylon Bee


nope, i made that one up all on my own. Actually partly inspired by my own cellphone nearly slipping out of my jacket pocket the other day a job site
 
LOL, yeah well I did .. hahahahahahahaha
But it definately felt like I was keeping it real as I was typing.

Yes but had you read this story on the front page of the NYT, would you have really doubted it?

I suspect no, because it actually fits right in with the reality that is the daily horror of the Biden Administration.
 
Do you have that evidence yet?
Lastamender 3-4 weeks ...like this false claim

Portable toilet.
Yes, bring on the proof. I support taking down this POS Hunter Biden.
Laptop, ?????
Portable Toilet, ?????

Yes, bring on the corruption, and LOCK HIM UP.
 
Do you have that evidence yet?
Lastamender 3-4 weeks ...like this false claim


Yes, bring on the proof. I support taking down this POS Hunter Biden.
Laptop, ?????
Portable Toilet, ?????

Yes, bring on the corruption, and LOCK HIM UP.



evidence of what? you cant see this is in the humor section?
 

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