BREAKING: Decision leaked Lebron, Signs with Cleveland

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    Cleveland, Ohio - The King has made His choice and he is coming home. Literally. Stunning the sports world over it has been leaked that Lebron James will ink a six year deal with the Cleveland Indians. Lebron reports to their AA affiliate the Aeros in the city He was born and grew up in Akron, Ohio on Monday.

    Reports are that people have overheard Lebron saying, "I don't want to be 35 with bad knees and no titles and not be able to accomplish more than Jordan did on the baseball field."

    The six year deal is believed to be worth $25 million a season with each year being a player option.

    "Once I get to AAA, I'm out." James reportedly said.
     
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    That is really good news for the city of Cleveland.
     
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    "I've signed him to help me clean all the high, hard to reach places in my house." - Cleveland Brown
     
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    Whoever wrote that headline doesn't know how to use commas.
     
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    If he doesn't want to be 35 with bad knees and no titles, Cleveland is probably the place to not go.
     
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    Not sure he thought that part of it out.
     
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    If I could stand Jim Gray, I might watch the special.
     
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    Why doesn't the Plain Dealer know yet?
     
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    Can you change the thread title modbert? He's going to Miami.
     
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    Change it to:

    BREAKING NEWS: Lebron SHAFTS Cleveland.
     
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