~Breakfast At Tim Horton's~

[Dabs]

A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a
Tim Horton's, when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him.

The Canadian man ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a
conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk
eat the whole bread?"

"Of course."

The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a big container, recycle them,
transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada ." The American
had a smirk on his face.

The Canadian listened in silence. The American persisted. "Do ya eat
jelly with the bread?"

Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the
States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds
and leftovers in container, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell
it to Canada ."

The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"

The American smiled and said, "Why, of course we do."

The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what to you do with the
condoms once you've used them?"

"We throw them away, of course," said the American.

"We don't. In Canada , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt
them down into chewing gum, and sell them to the United States ."