Brave Texas Toddlers Flee Texas!

[CarlinAnnArbor]

They're mad as hell and not gonna take it

Brave Texas Toddlers Flee State On Jet When Told To Eat Their Vegetables

AUSTIN, TX—The media is calling a brave little group of Texas toddlers heroes after they responded to the oppression of being told to eat their vegetables in the most mature, patriotic way imaginable: by chartering a jet to flee the state.

babylonbee.com

 

[JGalt]

Uh oh. I think they left their sippy cups and blankies behind. There's gonna be some cranky toddlers tonight.

 

[two_iron]

Lock the mother fuckers up. Send the right message.