Bombs-in-the body, surgically implanted explosives, bombs potentially hidden inside

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    of humans.

    Alert: Terrorists look to implant bombs in humans

    Wednesday, July 6, 2011

    Washington, D.C. – The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has issued a warning to airlines both domestic and foreign that there is new intelligence that the terrorists have a renewed an interest in implanting explosive devices into the flesh of a human being and boarding airplanes and detonating themselves. The bombs would be surgically implanted into human suicide bombers abdomens, buttock and breasts.

    The government says that the terrorists will first find a willing suicide bomber and then surgically implant an explosive device in his body then the suicide bomber will go through security check points undetected. According to the authorities it is quite possible “as people-scanning machines in airports aren't able to detect explosives hidden inside humans.”

    “The surgery to implant explosives could be done a couple of days before a planned attack. In order for it to work, there would need to be a detonation device, and it's conceivable that if the explosive was implanted in a woman's breast, the detonator could be underneath the breast so that all the operative would have to do is press downward”

    A former chief of the FBI explosives unit says pulling this off would be easy and the damage would be devastating. It is said that, TSA will enhance its security on passengers with different kinds of screening and additional “pat-downs and use of enhanced tools and technologies.” (Now, that’s scary. :eek:)

    The White House says, “Counterterrorism efforts must evolve as terror groups publicly indicate their interest in finding ways to conceal explosives.”
     
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    Boob Bombs? Do they need a boob inspector?
     
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    There will be a special 'speed pass' lane at all airport security checkpoints if you first twitter pictures of your private parts to the TSA before arriving at the check-in counter.
     
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    Looks like Homeland Security is trying to get more money or avoid cutbacks in the budget debate. I mean PUUUULLLEEEZZZ!!!! How many people or DOCTORS..are going to volunteer for this kinda bullshit? Wouldn't it be easier for these wackos to just make some guided missiles and shoot planes down near airports?
     
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    Just look for the folks with an inordinate amount of Tums in their luggage.
     
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    A woman could insert a lot of explosives in their vaginal canal and A hole too. Enough to do a lot of damage. (note: for those uniformed a man has only one hole)
     
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    They could also insert lots of goodies in the big empty heads of Home Grown Terrorists.
     
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    wow, now the TSA can start performing cavty searches?
     
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    Current Tech is Helpless Against Terrorists' Rectal, Breast Implant Bombs

    DailyTech - Current Tech is Helpless Against Terrorists' Rectal, Breast Implant Bombs

    Similarly, bombers could resort to a technique long used by drug smugglers -- inserting goods into their rectum. Experts say that over a pound of explosives could be inserted into the rectum, without it being visible to body scanners or pat downs.

    They say, that the terrorist could be using pain killers.

    Just think what she could be hiding in there!

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