Bombs-in-the body, surgically implanted explosives, bombs potentially hidden inside

[Wolfmoon]

of humans.

Alert: Terrorists look to implant bombs in humans

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Washington, D.C. – The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has issued a warning to airlines both domestic and foreign that there is new intelligence that the terrorists have a renewed an interest in implanting explosive devices into the flesh of a human being and boarding airplanes and detonating themselves. The bombs would be surgically implanted into human suicide bombers abdomens, buttock and breasts.

The government says that the terrorists will first find a willing suicide bomber and then surgically implant an explosive device in his body then the suicide bomber will go through security check points undetected. According to the authorities it is quite possible “as people-scanning machines in airports aren't able to detect explosives hidden inside humans.”

“The surgery to implant explosives could be done a couple of days before a planned attack. In order for it to work, there would need to be a detonation device, and it's conceivable that if the explosive was implanted in a woman's breast, the detonator could be underneath the breast so that all the operative would have to do is press downward”

A former chief of the FBI explosives unit says pulling this off would be easy and the damage would be devastating. It is said that, TSA will enhance its security on passengers with different kinds of screening and additional “pat-downs and use of enhanced tools and technologies.” (Now, that’s scary. )

The White House says, “Counterterrorism efforts must evolve as terror groups publicly indicate their interest in finding ways to conceal explosives.”

 

[Truthseeker420]

Boob Bombs? Do they need a boob inspector?

 

[percysunshine]

There will be a special 'speed pass' lane at all airport security checkpoints if you first twitter pictures of your private parts to the TSA before arriving at the check-in counter.

 

[HUGGY]

of humans.

Alert: Terrorists look to implant bombs in humans

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Washington, D.C. – The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has issued a warning to airlines both domestic and foreign that there is new intelligence that the terrorists have a renewed an interest in implanting explosive devices into the flesh of a human being and boarding airplanes and detonating themselves. The bombs would be surgically implanted into human suicide bombers abdomens, buttock and breasts.

The government says that the terrorists will first find a willing suicide bomber and then surgically implant an explosive device in his body then the suicide bomber will go through security check points undetected. According to the authorities it is quite possible “as people-scanning machines in airports aren't able to detect explosives hidden inside humans.”

“The surgery to implant explosives could be done a couple of days before a planned attack. In order for it to work, there would need to be a detonation device, and it's conceivable that if the explosive was implanted in a woman's breast, the detonator could be underneath the breast so that all the operative would have to do is press downward”

A former chief of the FBI explosives unit says pulling this off would be easy and the damage would be devastating. It is said that, TSA will enhance its security on passengers with different kinds of screening and additional “pat-downs and use of enhanced tools and technologies.” (Now, that’s scary. )

The White House says, “Counterterrorism efforts must evolve as terror groups publicly indicate their interest in finding ways to conceal explosives.”

Looks like Homeland Security is trying to get more money or avoid cutbacks in the budget debate. I mean PUUUULLLEEEZZZ!!!! How many people or DOCTORS..are going to volunteer for this kinda bullshit? Wouldn't it be easier for these wackos to just make some guided missiles and shoot planes down near airports?

 

[Mr. H.]

Just look for the folks with an inordinate amount of Tums in their luggage.

 

[Wolfmoon]

PROFILE: Ayman al-Zawahri, al-Qaeda's new leader

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Ayman al-Zawahri was appointed the new leader of al-Qaeda he’s trained as a surgeon.

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[zzzz]

A woman could insert a lot of explosives in their vaginal canal and A hole too. Enough to do a lot of damage. (note: for those uniformed a man has only one hole)

 

[Wolfmoon]

They could also insert lots of goodies in the big empty heads of Home Grown Terrorists.

 

[MikeFrank]

wow, now the TSA can start performing cavty searches?

 

[Wolfmoon]

Current Tech is Helpless Against Terrorists' Rectal, Breast Implant Bombs

DailyTech - Current Tech is Helpless Against Terrorists' Rectal, Breast Implant Bombs

Similarly, bombers could resort to a technique long used by drug smugglers -- inserting goods into their rectum. Experts say that over a pound of explosives could be inserted into the rectum, without it being visible to body scanners or pat downs.

They say, that the terrorist could be using pain killers.

Just think what she could be hiding in there!

 

[Wolfmoon]

Wired Iraqi man triggers scare at L.A. airport | Reuters

"(Reuters) - An Iraqi national wearing wires and concealing a magnet inside his rectum triggered a security scare at Los Angeles International Airport on Tuesday but officials said he posed no apparent threat.

The man, identified by law enforcement officials as Fadhel al-Maliki, 35, set off an alarm during passenger screening at the airport early on Tuesday morning.

A police bomb squad was called to examine what was deemed a suspicious item found during a body cavity search of the man. Local media reports said a magnet and some electric wires was found in his rectum."

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Homeland Security Report PDF


"Hidden in his rectum was a device containing electrical wires, chewing gum and a rock."

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[Wolfmoon]

Here’s a real story, it’s a perfect example of how al Qaeda and a suicide bomber hatched a plan to kill a prince in Saudi Arabia.
They inserted a pound of explosives into the rectum of the bomber. Then the bomb was detonated by a text message and cell phone call. It killed the bomber and wounded the prince and made a bloody mess of the palace.

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Al Qaeda Bombers Learn from Drug Smugglers

Abdullah Asieri the suicide bomber went through 2 airport metal detectors and security at Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef’s Saudi Arabian palace. Once Asieri the bomber, was inside the palace his goal was to kill the prince. Asieri spent more than a day with the palace’s secret service with the bomb undetected. The bomb was “a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum.”

Asieri was dubbed the “Trojan Bomber” by al Qaeda they were very proud of their plans and currently share them on the internet. They even made an animate movie on how the deal went down.

First the movie shows the bomber meeting the prince and tells the prince he has a phone call for him. “In the conversation recorded by al Qaeda, you hear a beep in the middle of two identical phrases that are repeated by the bomber and his handler.

“The blast left the prince lightly wounded - a failure as an assassination, but as an exercise in defeating security, it was perfect.”

“Explosives experts say that the beep was likely a text message activating the bomb concealed inside Asieri.”

“The Trojan bomber hands the phone to Prince Mohammed. He's standing next to him, and 14 seconds later, he detonates.”

An American aviation security consultant suggested this could be our worst nightmare. He also, said that on a plane in the air the bomb could be irreversibly disastrous and that there’s no way to detect such bombs or stop them from exploding.

Now please put your seats up and enjoy your flight.

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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/09/28/eveningnews/main5347847.shtml

 

[Wolfmoon]

be happy

I feel perfectly safe knowing that we have the Obama Administration in our court and the brave men and women at the TSA. What more could anyone ask for? Well?

Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

Denver, Colorado – At the Denver International airport a body scanner operator was in his booth, when a team of High School girl’s netball players started going through the scanner after repeatedly seeing the young women’s images, the scanner operator couldn’t help himself and started masturbating.

An eye witness reported, "The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guy’s face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted,"

Apparently he had quite an audience who were thoroughly not entertained by his actions. Evidently, the scanner operator had quite a vivid imagination that controlled him.

“The controversial scanners display every minute detail of a person's body and have been called intrusive by privacy campaigners. Body scanners penetrate clothing to provide a highly detailed image so accurate that critics have likened it to a virtual porn shoot.”

All the head of the scanning department could say was, "What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab.”

 

[Wolfmoon]

in effort to beat airport security


Al-Qaida could use hidden 'belly bombs' to attack passenger planes, US warns

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Ibrahim Asiri, a Saudi terror suspect believed to have had a hand in devising bombs to be concealed inside attackers' bodies.


“American officials have warned airlines that they believe al-Qaida is developing "belly bombs" to beat airport security and allow suicide bombers to launch terror attacks on board passenger planes.’ Although many airports use advanced imaging technology that can "see" through people's clothing, the technology might not pick up a bomb which is hidden inside a body."

"Explosive compounds such as pentaerythritol tetranitrate (PETN) could be implanted, then the person's wounds allowed to heal, making the material difficult to detect. On board the plane, the material could be detonated by injection.”

 

[rightwinger]

I think it is a definite threat

 

[Dabs]

I think it is a definite threat

Most definitely.
One big long ass needle, and I could pop those suckers and lord knows what the hell would spew out!

 

[rightwinger]

Another potential threat on airplanes

 

[Flopper]

We haven't got all those multi-million dollar scanners installed yet and now we new ones.

 

[Wolfmoon]

The sharp eyes of the TSA too busy frisking granny and feeling up junior to a spot stun gun on board a flight from Boston to Newark on Friday, 7/8/11.

Stun Gun Found On Jet Blue Plane

On a Jet Blue flight, 1179, from Boston, Massachusetts to Newark, New Jersey a stun gun has been found on Friday July 8, 2011. A cleaning crew at Newark Liberty International Airport found a Striker 1800 stun gun it was hidden inside the back pocket of a seat. The FBI is looking into the matter and will find out who was sitting in the seat and surrounding seats. The TSA has been alerted and are investigating how the stun gun got through their airport screening.

I speculate that the stun gun was either inserted in someone’s rectum or that a super obese person hid the gun under their belly fat called an apron.

Will TSA now require obese people to lift up their aprons to see if they’re concealing anything like bombs or weapons or anything else like drugs during airport screening?

 

[Wolfmoon]

Florida TSA Employee Charged With Luggage Thefts

Authorities: Nelson Santiago-Serrano Caught Stealing iPad From Suitcase

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Fort Lauderdale, Florida -- On Monday an airport employee saw a TSA employee, Nelson Santiago-Serrano, 30, steal an iPad from a passengers luggage. Nelson was cuffed and taken to jail he was charged with 2 counts of grand theft for allegedly stealing electronics from luggage. He was later released on bond. ($4,000.)

“Over the past six months, Santiago-Serrano told authorities he stole $50,000 worth of computers, GPS devices and other electronics from luggage he screened, took pictures of them to post for sale online and sold the items often by the time his shift ended.”

Santiago-Serrano worked for the TSA since January 2009 and there could be hundreds of victims the police are making an effort to trying to locate them which may be futile.